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Limericks with very strict rules (6) - 88558

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Jangran99 Tue 05-Oct-21 23:49:29

To help new players the rules on this strict version are
Rows 1,2 and 5 have 8 syllables
Rows. 3 and 4 have 5 syllables

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Glorianny Wed 11-May-22 15:20:09

Finding words that rhyme is so hard
I definitely need help from the Bard
Syllables need counting

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GoldenLady Wed 11-May-22 15:38:59

Finding words that rhyme is so hard
I definitely need help from the Bard
Syllables need counting
New lines need mounting

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crazyH Wed 11-May-22 20:00:45

Finding words that rhyme is so hard
I definitely need help from the Bard
He’s not too happy

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lovebeigecardigans1955 Thu 12-May-22 08:47:37

Finding words that rhyme is so hard
I definitely need help from the Bard
He's not too happy
Speed is not zappy

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GoldenLady Thu 12-May-22 15:03:46

Finding words that rhyme is so hard
I definitely need help from the Bard
Syllables need counting
New lines need mounting
And wit must be there by the yard.

Watching the news is just awful

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Glorianny Thu 12-May-22 22:33:00

Watching the news is awful
From MPs we get a jaw-full

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Glorianny Thu 12-May-22 22:34:07

Correction missed the just
Watching the news is just awful
From MPs we get a jaw-full

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lovebeigecardigans1955 Fri 13-May-22 16:28:56

Watching the news is just awful
From MPs we get a jaw-full
What a right shower

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henetha Fri 13-May-22 17:45:47

Watching the news is just awful
From MPs we get a jaw-full
What a right shower
With so much power

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Jangran99 Fri 13-May-22 23:04:12

Watching the news is just awful
From MPs we get a jaw-full
What a right shower
With so much power
Yet much they do is unlawful

So when we next go out to vote

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crazyH Fri 13-May-22 23:57:53

So when we next go out to vote
We’ll put on our best winter coat

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Elrel Sat 14-May-22 01:21:54

So when we next go out to vote
We’ll put on our best winter coat
Then put that large cross

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Juliet27 Sat 14-May-22 06:40:47

So when we next go out to vote
We’ll put on our best winter coat
Then put that large cross
Where it harms this boss

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lovebeigecardigans1955 Sat 14-May-22 08:34:48

So when we next go out to vote
We'll put on our best winter coat
Then put that large cross
Where it harms this boss
As how he behaves gets our goat.

Bur what if the devil you know

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Juliet27 Sat 14-May-22 09:04:43

But what if the devil you know
We’re unable to overthrow

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henetha Sat 14-May-22 10:36:18

But what if the devil you know
We’re unable to overthrow,
We accept our fate

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Mollygo Sat 14-May-22 14:34:20

But what if the devil you know
We’re unable to overthrow,
We accept our fate
And cry, “It’s too late!”

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Glorianny Sun 15-May-22 10:58:21

But what if the devil you know
We’re unable to overthrow,
We accept our fate
And cry, “It’s too late!”
Why can't the Ba****ds just go!

The Queen is watching her horses

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Crocus5 Sun 15-May-22 13:10:39

The Queen is watching her horses
She follows all of the courses

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lovebeigecardigans1955 Sun 15-May-22 14:28:45

The Queen is watching her horses
She follows all of the courses
Have a little flutter?

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crazyH Sun 15-May-22 18:02:51

The Queen is watching her horses
She follows all of the courses
Have a little flutter?
Eats bread and butter ?

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NanKate Sun 15-May-22 22:48:19

The Queen is watching her horses
She follows all of the courses
Have a little flutter?
Eats bread and butter ?
She was once in the Forces ?‍?

The summer is very near here

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Crocus5 Mon 16-May-22 06:40:45

The summer is very near here
Let us welcome it with good cheer

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lovebeigecardigans1955 Mon 16-May-22 09:06:31

The summer is very near here
Let us welcome it with good cheer
But no! Here's the rain

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Juliet27 Mon 16-May-22 10:25:28

The summer is very near here
Let us welcome it with good cheer
But no! Here's the rain
Though the plants will gain

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