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Limericks with very strict rules (6) - 88558

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Jangran99 Tue 05-Oct-21 23:49:29

To help new players the rules on this strict version are
Rows 1,2 and 5 have 8 syllables
Rows. 3 and 4 have 5 syllables

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Glorianny Sun 01-May-22 16:16:28

So they made their vows and kissed
Well, he aimed for her lips but missed
Caught her on the nose
Then they came to blows

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GoldenLady Sun 01-May-22 17:47:32

So they made their vows and kissed
Well, he aimed for her lips but missed
Caught her on the nose
Then they came to blows
And she ended it all with a fist.

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GoldenLady Sun 01-May-22 17:48:50

Their marriage did not last too long,

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Juliet27 Sun 01-May-22 19:19:09

Their marriage did not last too long,
Presents now going for a song

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crazyH Sun 01-May-22 19:22:27

Their marriage did not last too long,
Presents now going for a song
I’ve put my name down

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Juliet27 Sun 01-May-22 19:59:01

Their marriage did not last too long,
Presents now going for a song
I’ve put my name down
For the wedding gown

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crazyH Sun 01-May-22 21:37:04

Their marriage did not last too long,
Presents now going for a song
I’ve put my name down
For the wedding gown
But it had the most awful pong

Decided to give it a wash

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Juliet27 Sun 01-May-22 22:12:15

Decided to give it a wash
To make it a little more ‘posh’

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NanKate Sun 01-May-22 22:24:11

Decided to give it a wash
To make it a little more ‘posh’
It’s as soft as a feather

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crazyH Sun 01-May-22 23:11:56

Decided to give it a wash
To make it a little more ‘posh’
It’s as soft as a feather
Suits any weather

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Juliet27 Mon 02-May-22 08:09:55

Decided to give it a wash
To make it a little more ‘posh’
It’s as soft as a feather
Suits any weather
And it’s saved me a heap of dosh

My wedding dress is in the loft

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henetha Mon 02-May-22 10:59:02

My wedding dress is in the loft,
I'll never sell it, I'm too soft

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Jangran99 Mon 02-May-22 15:35:35

My wedding dress is in the loft,
I'll never sell it, I'm too soft
I smile at the size

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lovebeigecardigans1955 Mon 02-May-22 16:02:38

My wedding dress is in the loft
I'll never sell it, I'm too soft
I smile at the size
Then sigh at my thighs

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Glorianny Mon 02-May-22 16:03:13

My wedding dress is in the loft,
I'll never sell it, I'm too soft
I smile at the size
Larger now, but wise

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Glorianny Mon 02-May-22 16:05:45

Sorry crossed posts

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GoldenLady Mon 02-May-22 21:16:24

My wedding dress is in the loft
I'll never sell it, I'm too soft
I smile at the size
Then sigh at my thighs,
I've eaten dessert much too oft!

I like a good glass of red wine

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crazyH Mon 02-May-22 21:48:01

I like a good glass of red wine
So do I, come over to mine

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NanKate Tue 03-May-22 04:56:27

I like a good glass of red wine
So do I, come over to mine
The steak’s on the Barbie

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Juliet27 Tue 03-May-22 07:07:45

like a good glass of red wine
So do I, come over to mine
Steak’s on the Barbie
Pudding’s rhubarby

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henetha Tue 03-May-22 10:59:45

I like a good glass of red wine
So do I, come over to mine
Steak’s on the Barbie
Pudding’s rhubarby
Bring a friend, everything's fine.

We'll party till dawn, then some more

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crazyH Tue 03-May-22 11:02:43

We'll party till dawn, then some more
All are welcome, come thru’ the door

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lovebeigecardigans1955 Tue 03-May-22 12:40:29

We'll party till dawn, then some more
All are welcome, come thru' the door
Just come as you are

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crazyH Tue 03-May-22 12:56:39

We'll party till dawn, then some more
All are welcome, come thru' the door
Just come as you are
By bus or by car

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GoldenLady Tue 03-May-22 16:16:12

We'll party till dawn, then some more
All are welcome, come thru' the door
Just come as you are
By bus or by car
A visit from friends I'd adore!

Do you like loud claps of thunder?

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