Limericks with very strict rules (6) - 88558

So Dai and his wife went to Spain
He said “not paella again !”
I now am so thin
I look like a pin
And Dai has gone home on a plane

There was a round chap called Boris

There was a round chap called Boris
Who looked so much like a Taurus. (Sorry)

There was a round chap called Boris
Who looked so much like a Taurus. (Sorry)
We’ll he does talk ‘bull’

There was a round chap called Boris
Who looked so much like a Taurus. (Sorry)
We’ll he does talk ‘bull’
When out on the pull

There was a round chap called Boris
Who looked so much like a Taurus
Well he does talk “bull”
When out on the pull
What has he really done for us?

There was a lady named Carrie

There was a lady named Carrie
I wonder, who did she marry

There was a lady named Carrie
I wonder, who did she marry
A man on a mission

There was a lady named Carrie
I wonder, who did she marry
A man on a mission
Full of ambition

There was a lady named Carrie
I wonder, who did she marry
A man on a mission
Full of ambition
He wasn’t willing to tarry.

What a great day it’s going to be

What a great day it’s going to be
This kind of weather suits me

What a great day it’s going to be
This kind of weather suits me
But it changes fast

What a great day it’s going to be
This kind of weather suits me
But it changes fast
The sun does not last

What a great day it’s going to be
This kind of weather suits me
But it changes fast
The sun does not last
But it's still up there, as you can see.

The waves on the shore are now crashing

The waves on the shore are now crashing
On the rocks some are dashing

The waves on the shore are now crashing
On the rocks some are dashing
The tide is so high

The waves on the shore are crashing
Over the rocks some are dashing
The tide is so high
I watch the spume fly

The waves on the shore are crashing
Over the rocks some are dashing
The tide is so high
I watch the spume fly
And on everything it is splashing!

Maude had a problem unique

Maude had a problem unique
Wore nothing under her tunic

Maude had a problem unique
Wore nothing under her tunic
Doe she not feel cold?

Maude had a problem unique
Wore nothing under her tunic
Doe she not feel cold?
Think she’s rather bold

Maude had a problem unique
Wore nothing under her tunic
Doe she not feel cold?
Think she’s rather bold
And she's got a brilliant physique.

She's done two marathons this year

She's done two marathons this year
She really is an old dear

She's done two marathons this year
She really is an old dear
Once, the tunic fell off

She's done two marathons this year
She really is an old dear
Once, the tunic fell off
All she did was cough

She’s done two marathons this year
She really is an old dear
Once, the tunic fell off
All she did was cough
Alas, everyone saw her rear.

So Maude decided to change