Limericks with very strict rules (5) - 88558

Where were they when life wasn’t good ?
“They’d help me, if only they could”
Shall I be generous?
Though it seems onerous
No chance , I'm just not in the mood

I'm finished with fair-weather friends

Where were they when life wasn’t good ?
“They’d help me, if only they could”
Shall I be generous?
Though it seems onerous

Where were they when life wasn’t good ?
“They’d help me, if only they could”
Shall I be generous?

Where were they when life wasn’t good ?
“They’d help me, if only they could”

My cell phone keeps ringing and ringing
Maybe it's good news it's bringing
I've a lottery win
Should I tell my kin?
From the rooftop they’ll be swinging

Where were they when life wasn’t good ?

My cell phone keeps ringing and ringing
Maybe it's good news it's bringing
I've a lottery win
Should I tell my kin?

My cell phone keeps ringing and ringing
Maybe it’s good news it’s bringing
I’ve a Lottery win

My cell phone keeps ringing and ringing
Maybe it’s good news it’s bringing

I drink from a favourite mug
It's so large, it could be a jug
So full to the brim
Of vigour and vim
I think I shall give it a hug.

My cell phone keeps ringing and ringing

I drink from a favourite mug
It's so large, it could be a jug
So full to the brim
Of vigour and vim

I drink from a favourite mug
It's so large, it could be a jug
So full to the brim

I drink from a favorite mug
It’s so large, it could be a jug

My laptop is giving me grief
Unable to prepare my brief
I’m using my IPhone
It’s tough on its own
A quill pen would be a relief!

I drink from a favorite mug

My laptop is giving me grief
Unable to prepare my brief
I’m using my IPhone
It’s tough on its own

My laptop is giving me grief
Unable to prepare my brief
I'm using my I-phone
And having a moan

My laptop is giving me grief
Unable to prepare my brief
I’m using my IPhone

My laptop is giving me grief
Unable to prepare my brief

Dawn chorus was early today
It’s at its very best in May
Those joyful first notes
In the air it floats
But I want to sleep! Go away!

My laptop is giving me grief

Dawn chorus was early today
It’s at its very best in May
Those joyful first notes
In the air it floats

Dawn chorus was early today
It’s at its very best in May
Those joyful first notes

Dawn chorus was early today
It’s at its very best in May

I tried somersaults, big mistake!
I had no knickers, for Pete’s sake !
With legs in the air
I needed a pair
Just dreaming. . . I’m dressed when awake!

Dawn chorus was early today

I tried somersaults, big mistake!
I had no knickers, for Pete’s sake !
With legs in the air
I needed a pair

I tried somersaults, big mistake!
I had no knickers, for Pete’s sake !
With legs in the air

I tried somersaults, big mistake!
I had no knickers, for Pete’s sake !