Limericks with very strict rules (5) - 88558

His star will ride high in heaven
For the joy that he has given
The music was great
Our spirits elate

His star will ride high in heaven
For the joy that he has given
The music was great
Our spirits elate
To watch his films I am driven

The BeeGees I equally miss

The BeeGees I equally miss
Their music was actually bliss

The BeeGees I equally miss
Their music was actually bliss
With their high top notes

The BeeGees I equally miss
Their music was actually bliss
With their high top notes
And tight overcoats

The BeeGees I equally miss
Their music was actually bliss
With their high top notes
And tight overcoats
Which one would you have liked to kiss?

There was a man named Elton John

There was a man named Elton John
Whose platform boots have long since gone

There was a man named Elton John
Whose platform boots have long since gone
And the hair, alas

There was a man named Elton John
Whose platform boots have long since gone
And the hair, alas
It so soon did pass

There was a man named Elton John
Whose platform boots have long since gone
And the hair, alas
It so soon did pass
But his great talent lingers on.

Candle in the Wind, or Your Song

I think I'll change that..

Your Song, or Candle in the Wind

Your song. or Candle in the Wind
Upon those words our hopes were pinned

Your song. or Candle in the Wind
Upon those words our hopes were pinned
Monroe, Diana

Your song or Candle in the Wind
Upon those words our hopes were pinned
Monroe, Diana
On his piano

Your song or Candle in the Wind
Upon those words our hopes were pinned
Monroe, Diana
On his piano
Elton's songs will never be binned.

I wish I could sing like Adele

I wish I could sing like Adele
I try but folk say "Bloody hell!"

I wish I could sing like Adele
I try but folk say "Bloody hell!"
“Please turn that noise down”

I wish I could sing like Adele
I try but folk say "Bloody hell!"
“Please turn that noise down”
"You sound like a clown"

I wish I could sing like Adele
I try but folk say, "Bloody hell!"
"Please turn that noise down"
"You sound like a clown"
But Mother loved it, I can tell.

We can't all be blessed with talent

We can't all be blessed with talent
Though we can be tactful and gallant

We can't all be blessed with talent
Though we can be tactful and gallant
I can twerk quite well

We can`t all be blessed with talent
Though we can be tactful and gallant
I can twerk quite well
With movements real swell

We can`t all be blessed with talent
Though we can be tactful and gallant
I can twerk quite well
With movements real swell
But for "talent" I can't find a rhyme.

The summer is nearing its end

The summer is nearing its end
Temperatures will start to descend