Versatile Verse 4 please continue

I could try giving the cat a shave
Maybe that will make him behave

I think he will look rather strange

The vacuum cleaner then gets blocked
With fluff and fur all interlocked

I could try giving the cat a shave

Hes pulling out his fur in clumps
It gathers on the floor in lumps.

The vacuum cleaner then gets blocked

I’ll have to try that flea powder
His complaints are getting louder

Hes pulling out his fur in clumps

That make you itch and scratch all day
It’s a job keeping them away.

I’ll have to try that flea powder

He digs his claws into my knees
But rather that than nasty fleas.

That make you itch and scratch all day

I like them sleeping on my lap
When I get up he gets in a flap

He digs his claws into my knees

Cats will just sleep wherever they wish
After they've happily finished their fish.

I like them sleeping on my lap

Maybe he can use my old eiderdown
Or buy him a cat bed the finest in town

Cats will just sleep wherever they wish

What’s the solution, shall I get a cat?”
But where will he curl up, I’ve got no spare mat

Maybe he can use my old eiderdown

This is not good for there may be a nest
And if so, they’ll become a real pest

“What’s the solution, shall I get a cat?”

But at least now he could get into the house
But there on the floor was a dead mouse

This is not good for there may be a nest

They drove off in their truck to heaven knows where
They really were a very odd pair

But at least now he could get into the house

He wished to repay her for sorting it out
But she was quite feisty and gave him a clout.

They drove off in their truck to heaven knows where

With WD40 she soon had it sorted
And to the old man she duly reported

He wished to repay her for sorting it out

A second man arrived in a rusty old truck
Said, “Hang on, I’ll just let the wife take a look.”

With WD40 she soon had it sorted

It's a special security lock you've got here
But I know someone who can help - never fear

A second man arrived in a rusty old truck

“I’m finding this a bit tricky,” the locksmith said
And I think that this job is over my head

Its a special security lock you've got here

He sent for a locksmith, it cost him a packet
Who duly turned up in a bright yellow jacket

“I’m finding this a bit tricky,” the locksmith said

He was due to retire and spend time by the sea
So bought a new house but then lost the key.

He sent for a locksmith, it cost him a packet

Been scared of thunder since he was a lad
Though he covered it up on becoming a dad

He was due to retire and spend time by the sea

Then the sky was torn with a lightening streak
It was such a shock he let out a shriek

Been scared of thunder since he was a lad

He dozed off and before he knew it
There was a rumble of thunder nearby for a bit

Then the sky was torn with a lightening streak

He pruned and he hoed then retired to the shed
With his cup of tea and buttered bread

He dozed off and before he knew it

They hired a gardener to make it look nice
Better than Mellors for double the price

He pruned and he hoed then retired to the shed