Versatile Verse 4 please continue

A seagull swooped down and pooped in my head
Thank heavens it wasn’t on my sandwich instead!

I rinsed off the slime, before it became hard

I rinsed off the slime, before it became hard
It was still pretty nasty like sticky white lard

I guess he was after my bacon butty

I guess he was after my bacon butty
Or it could have been my biscuit which was nice and nutty

I don't like to encourage them by sharing my food

I don't like to encourage them by sharing my food
But denying them lunch does seem very rude.

The wind whipped up and I almost blew over

The wind whipped up and I almost blew over
That really disturbed my personal composure

I backed away quickly from the cliff's edge

I backed away quickly from the cliff's edge
I realised I was standing on a very small ledge

I reached out my hand to regain my balance

I reached out my hand to regain my balance
Then fell in the water and floated to France.

At Roscoff, I landed, bedraggled and cold

At Roscoff, I landed, bedraggled and cold
A young man appeared “can I be so bold?”

“To offer you a room in in my little chalet

“To offer you a room in in my little chalet
Togther we can take classes in ballet"'

I grabbed my clothes and ran very fast

I grabbed my clothes and ran very fast
To take up his offer before he went past.

I assumed 5th position and stood at the barre

I assumed 5th position and stood at the barre
When you hold on firmly you know where you are

The music began and I went up en pointe

The music began and I went up en pointe
that gave quite a turn to one creaky old joint

Still I made the best of it and pirouetted on the floor

Still I made the best of it and pirouetted on the floor
My toes gave way and I fell flat bang on the door

My partner, whose name I still did not know

My partner, whose name I still did not know
Was really concerned lest Id broken my toe

He whipped out his mobile and called for the doc

My partner whose name I still did not know
Said I wasn’t putting on much of a show

I realised Ballet was not really my thing

He whipped out his mobile and called for the doc
Who prescribed huge painkillers to take round the clock.

I realised Ballet was not really my thing.
But parachute jumping? At that I’d be king!

So off to the airfield and feeling quite brave

So off to the airfield and feeling quite brave
I jumped onto the plane wing and gave a big wave.

The plane then took off and I held on very tight

The plane then took off and I held on very tight
Clung on to the surface with all of my might

Its an awful long way to the ground if I slip

It’s an awful long way to the ground if I slip
But watch out! The pilot is doing a flip!

I wish I’d not eaten, as he loops the loop!

I wish I'd not eaten, as he loops the loop!
If I'd known earlier I would have just had soup

Instead I had fish and chips, followed by an Eton mess

Instead I had fish and chips, followed by an Eton mess
The skies are so blue, oh sorry, I digress

My friends are coming for tea, tomorrow,

My friends are coming for tea, tomorrow,
I'm serving Earl Gray and so I must borrow

Some dainty china to make things pretty

Some dainty china to make things pretty
And try and say something witty

We'll start with cream cakes