Versatile Verse 4 please continue

Ill be much in demand if my rates are not high
So I can spend some cash and put some by.

I'm saving for a holiday when Covid is over

I'm saving for a holiday when Covid is over
And waving goodbye to the white cliffs of Dover

To Rome or Madrid, some place that is sunny

To Rome or Madrid, some place that is sunny
I'll keep moving on till I run out of money.

Then I'll start saving all over again.

Then I'll start saving all over again.
And cutting expenses that are such a drain

I'll collect every pound til I save a few grand

I'll collect every pound til I save a few grand
Then I can visit a far away land.

I fancy a motorhome trip round Australia

I fancy a motorhome trip round Australia
I'll buy a hat with corks, some sunnies and other regalia

The thought of the spiders does worry me though

The thought of the spiders does worry me though
So maybe Ill visit where spiders dont grow

So big and so hairy with a sting that can hurt

So big and so hairy with a sting that can hurt,
One of them bit me just under my shirt.

I got my revenge, hit it hard with a book

I got my revenge, hit it hard with a book
It stood up slightly dizzy, and gave me a hard look

Then to my horror several others appeared

Then to my horror several others appeared
They all ganged up on me, just as I feared.

So I packed up and caught the next flight home

So I packed up and caught the next flight home
Determined never again to roam

I think I’ll just opt for staying local

I think I’ll just opt for staying local
If I see big spiders I will become vocal

At least our UK ones are not quite so scary

At least our UK ones are not quite so scary
But they really are quite darned hairy

One night while laying me down to sleep

One night while laying me down to sleep
I couldn't nod off so was counting sheep

Then across the carpet came an eight legged monster

Then across the carpet came an eight legged monster
Who was hoping to find a generous sponsor

He needed to buy 4 sets of new shoes

He needed to buy 4 sets of new shoes
"Here," I cried, "Try mine for size!"

As I sprang on my couch & threw them to his surprise!

As I sprang on my couch & threw them to his surprise!
He said "They fit", but I knew he was telling lies.

So I picked him up, carefully, and took him outside,

So I picked him up, carefully, and took him outside,
He ran off quickly and found somewhere to hide

I went back inside and found two more had appeared!

I went back inside and found two more had appeared!
Their relatives followed and they all cheered.

So they all moved in and I flew to Spain

So they all moved in and I flew to Spain
Determined to never come back again

And to live in the sun and lie on the beach

And to live in the sun and lie on the beach
If I run out of cash, English I'll teach.

I'll be tanned and happy, even though poor

I'll be tanned and happy, even though poor
That's all everyone wants, and can't ask for more

My friends will want to come and visit me here

My friends will want to come and visit me here
We'll have a great party with sausages and beer.

And sit around the barbecue each night on the beach

And sit around the barbecue each night on the beach
I'll pass out drinks containing peach

While watching the sun go down & the moon come up

While watching the sun go down & the moon come up
I suddenly remember I need to walk the pup

He may have made a puddle while he's been kept waiting