Versatile Verse 4 please continue

I think I might wear a ball gown
And attend at a glitzy event in town

Where fans wait outside to greet celebs

Just noticed my hair needs doing
Combing / brushing / shampooing

I think I might wear a ball gown

But alas this is just a wishful dream
I’ll just have to sit down with a custard cream

Just noticed my hair needs doing

I’d like to live in a wonderful house
With staff to wait on me and my spouse

But alas this is just a wishful dream

I dont expect a film star or great boy band looks
So long as he hoovers and washes and cooks

I’d like to live in a wonderful house

DUH - posted too late!

They're all fat, bald or ugly, Mr.Right just ain't there
I will have to be patient as I really dont care

I dont expect a film star or great boy band looks

He may have made a puddle while he's been kept waiting
Its really my own fault for my hesitating

Its not fair on him to expect him to wait

He may have made a puddle while he's been kept waiting,
I've been on my phone for hours, internet dating.

They're all fat, bald or ugly, Mr.Right just ain't there

While watching the sun go down & the moon come up
I suddenly remember I need to walk the pup

He may have made a puddle while he's been kept waiting

And sit around the barbecue each night on the beach
I'll pass out drinks containing peach

While watching the sun go down & the moon come up

My friends will want to come and visit me here
We'll have a great party with sausages and beer.

And sit around the barbecue each night on the beach

I'll be tanned and happy, even though poor
That's all everyone wants, and can't ask for more

My friends will want to come and visit me here

And to live in the sun and lie on the beach
If I run out of cash, English I'll teach.

I'll be tanned and happy, even though poor

So they all moved in and I flew to Spain
Determined to never come back again

And to live in the sun and lie on the beach

I went back inside and found two more had appeared!
Their relatives followed and they all cheered.

So they all moved in and I flew to Spain

So I picked him up, carefully, and took him outside,
He ran off quickly and found somewhere to hide

I went back inside and found two more had appeared!

As I sprang on my couch & threw them to his surprise!
He said "They fit", but I knew he was telling lies.

So I picked him up, carefully, and took him outside,

He needed to buy 4 sets of new shoes
"Here," I cried, "Try mine for size!"

As I sprang on my couch & threw them to his surprise!

Then across the carpet came an eight legged monster
Who was hoping to find a generous sponsor

He needed to buy 4 sets of new shoes

One night while laying me down to sleep
I couldn't nod off so was counting sheep

Then across the carpet came an eight legged monster

At least our UK ones are not quite so scary
But they really are quite darned hairy

One night while laying me down to sleep

I think I’ll just opt for staying local
If I see big spiders I will become vocal

At least our UK ones are not quite so scary

So I packed up and caught the next flight home
Determined never again to roam

I think I’ll just opt for staying local

Then to my horror several others appeared
They all ganged up on me, just as I feared.

So I packed up and caught the next flight home

I got my revenge, hit it hard with a book
It stood up slightly dizzy, and gave me a hard look

Then to my horror several others appeared