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LIMERICKS WITH VERY STRICT RULES - 88558 - (3)

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crazyH Sat 13-Feb-21 19:37:16

Carrying on ....

I’m partial to a glass of gin
As long as there’s nothing else in
Or tumbler of rum
Sits well in my tum

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crazyH Fri 20-Aug-21 12:24:09

A movie star's life ain't for me
Glamour doesn’t come easily

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lovebeigecardigans1955 Fri 20-Aug-21 12:55:41

A movie star's life ain't for me
Glamour doesn't come easily
Sadly, I'm too plain

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GoldenLady Fri 20-Aug-21 13:28:17

A movie star's life ain't for me
Glamour doesn't come easily
Sadly, I'm too plain
And not much of a brain

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crazyH Fri 20-Aug-21 17:07:35

A movie star's life ain't for me
Glamour doesn't come easily
Sadly, I'm too plain
And not much of a brain
That’s why I’m not taken, you see

I hope there is someone out there

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Juliet27 Fri 20-Aug-21 18:05:08

I hope there is someone out there
Who might think I’m just worth a stare

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Hellogirl1 Fri 20-Aug-21 22:15:51

I hope there is someone out there
Who might think I`m just worth a stare
Character counts

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lovebeigecardigans1955 Sat 21-Aug-21 12:08:28

I hope there is someone out there
Who might think I'm just worth a stare
Character counts
And by all accounts

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Grany Sat 21-Aug-21 20:52:38

I hope there is someone out there
Who might think I'm just worth a stare
Character counts
And by all accounts
I think that I still have some flair

A nice fellow just smiled my way

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Crocus5 Sat 21-Aug-21 21:38:50

A nice fellow just smiled my way
And it certainly made my day

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crazyH Sat 21-Aug-21 21:48:18

A nice fellow just smiled my way
And it certainly made my day
And then I realised

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Hellogirl1 Sat 21-Aug-21 22:11:30

A nice fellow just smiled my way
And it certainly made my day
And then I realised
He`s only pint sized

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FarNorth Sat 21-Aug-21 22:12:56

A nice fellow just smiled my way
And it certainly made my day
Then I realised
That he was surprised

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FarNorth Sat 21-Aug-21 22:14:24

A nice fellow just smiled my way
And it certainly made my day
Then I realised
He`s only pint sized
Me worry? No I strolled his way.

We sauntered along a long pier

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crazyH Sat 21-Aug-21 22:19:25

We sauntered along a long pier
I said "think I fancy a beer"

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Mandy48 Sat 21-Aug-21 22:50:11

We sauntered along a long pier
I said "think I fancy a beer"
So I ordered a pint

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Mollygo Sat 21-Aug-21 22:50:32

I hope there is someone out there
Who might think I’m just worth a stare
Character counts
And by all accounts
I’m beautiful (when I’m not bare)!

Once, artists loved voluptuous girls

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Mandy48 Sat 21-Aug-21 22:53:29

Once, artists loved voluptuous girls
Especially the ones with curls

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Juliet27 Sun 22-Aug-21 03:21:50

Once, artists loved voluptuous girls
Especially the ones with curls
I’d have fit the role

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Mandy48 Sun 22-Aug-21 06:46:32

Once, artists loved voluptuous girls
Especially the ones with curls
I’d have fit the role
And achieved my goal

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henetha Sun 22-Aug-21 12:03:45

Once, artists loved voluptuous girls
Especially the ones with curls
I’d have fit the role
And achieved my goal
Wearing nothing but my best pearls.

I earned cash posing in the nude

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Crocus5 Sun 22-Aug-21 12:08:26

I earned cash posing in the nude
Although some might think it was rude

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Mollygo Sun 22-Aug-21 12:33:49

I earned cash posing in the nude
Although some might think it was rude
No worry or stress

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crazyH Sun 22-Aug-21 13:39:00

earned cash posing in the nude
Although some might think it was rude
No worry or stress
No need of nice dress

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FarNorth Sun 22-Aug-21 22:35:57

I earned cash posing in the nude
Although some might think it was rude
No worry or stress
No need of nice dress
Just me, with my great attitude.

Posing could sometimes be chilly

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nanna8 Mon 23-Aug-21 01:45:40

Posing could sometimes be chilly
Fig leaves look rather silly

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