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LIMERICKS WITH VERY STRICT RULES - 88558 - (3)

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crazyH Sat 13-Feb-21 19:37:16

Carrying on ....

I’m partial to a glass of gin
As long as there’s nothing else in
Or tumbler of rum
Sits well in my tum

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henetha Mon 23-Aug-21 10:20:43

Posing could sometimes be chilly
Fig leaves look rather silly,
I asked for some heat

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crazyH Mon 23-Aug-21 10:22:55

Posing could sometimes be chilly
Fig leaves look rather silly,
I asked for some heat
‘Specially on the seat

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lovebeigecardigans1955 Mon 23-Aug-21 17:07:29

Posing could sometimes by chilly
Fig leaves look rather silly
I asked for some heat
'Specially on the seat
Blankets were given by Billy.

A landscape artist called Eugene

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FarNorth Mon 23-Aug-21 17:49:00

A landscape artist called Eugene
Thought he would paint me in a scene

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Mollygo Mon 23-Aug-21 18:39:25

A landscape artist called Eugene
Thought he would point me in a scene
I perched on a branch

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Crocus5 Mon 23-Aug-21 18:41:38

A landscape artist called Eugene
Thought he would paint me in a scene
I stood by a tree

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Hellogirl1 Mon 23-Aug-21 20:57:27

A landscape artist called Eugene
Thought he would paint me in a scene
I perched on a branch
At my daddy`s ranch

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crazyH Mon 23-Aug-21 21:16:17

A landscape artist called Eugene
Thought he would paint me in a scene
I perched on a branch
At my daddy`s ranch
With nothing but leaves for a screen

Eugene, I said, daddy’ll soon be home

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FarNorth Mon 23-Aug-21 23:44:55

Eugene, I said, Dad soon comes home
So please can you lend me a comb

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Crocus5 Tue 24-Aug-21 09:50:02

Eugene , I said, Dad soon comes home
So please can you lend me a comb
My hair is a mess

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henetha Tue 24-Aug-21 10:26:10

Eugene , I said, Dad soon comes home
So please can you lend me a comb
My hair is a mess,
Please pass me my dress,

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lovebeigecardigans1955 Tue 24-Aug-21 12:02:11

Eugene, I said, Dad soon comes home
So please can you lend me a comb
My hair is a mess
Please pass me my dress
With ire, at his mouth he will foam.

Dad is so over-protective

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Hellogirl1 Tue 24-Aug-21 20:28:59

Dad is so over protective
But then he is a detective

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Crocus5 Tue 24-Aug-21 22:04:07

Dad is so over protective
But then he is a detective
He’s right on the case

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crazyH Wed 25-Aug-21 00:13:05

Dad is so over protective
But then he is a detective
He’s right on the case
He’ll go through the maze

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henetha Wed 25-Aug-21 10:31:49

Dad is so over protective
But then he is a detective
He’s right on the case
He’ll go through the maze
And come out feeling defective.

It's uniformed men that I like

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lovebeigecardigans1955 Wed 25-Aug-21 11:58:39

It's uniformed men that I like
To others, I said, "On your bike"

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crazyH Wed 25-Aug-21 14:56:58

It's uniformed men that I like
To others, I said, "On your bike"
They wore it to bed

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Crocus5 Wed 25-Aug-21 15:18:28

It’s uniformed men that I like
To others, I said, “On your bike”
They wore it to bed
From toes to the head

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crazyH Wed 25-Aug-21 15:54:05

It’s uniformed men that I like
To others, I said, “On your bike”
They wore it to bed
From toes to the head
One of them was called Mike

I’ve just had two custard slices

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Crocus5 Wed 25-Aug-21 20:15:39

I’ve just had two custard slices
Much better than two choc ices

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Crocus5 Wed 25-Aug-21 20:25:04

I earned cash posing in the nude
Although some might think it was rude
No worry or stress
No need of nice dress
I’ll never be known as a prude

It is nice to dress up sometimes

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Crocus5 Wed 25-Aug-21 20:27:11

Sorry wrong page!

I’ve just had two custard slices
Much better than two choc ices

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FarNorth Wed 25-Aug-21 23:04:24

I’ve just had two custard slices
Much better than two choc ices
I love how they squish

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henetha Thu 26-Aug-21 11:06:23

I’ve just had two custard slices
Much better than two choc ices
I love how they squish
Me, I prefer fish

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