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Limericks with very strict rules.....88558....3

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Jangran99 Sat 13-Feb-21 15:54:44

Let’s start again

I’m partial to a glass of gin
As long as there’s nothing else in
Or tumbler of rum
Sits well in my tum

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GoldenLady Sun 02-May-21 15:52:38

It was lovely to reach the port
The journey across was quite short
The bright sun arose
I'm glad that I chose
Not to take the captain to court.

My cell phone's a pain in the neck

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Hellogirl1 Sun 02-May-21 21:30:26

My cell phone`s a pain in the neck
I quite often shout "What the HECK!"

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Nell8 Sun 02-May-21 21:58:40

My cell phone's a pain in the neck
I quite often shout "What the HECK!"
When the thing plays dead

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crazyH Sun 02-May-21 22:49:22

My cell phone's a pain in the neck
I quite often shout "What the HECK!"
When the thing plays dead
Messages unread

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Elrel Sun 02-May-21 23:32:23

My cell phone's a pain in the neck
I quite often shout "What the HECK!"
When the thing plays dead
Messages unread
I threw it so I now it’s a wreck!

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Elrel Sun 02-May-21 23:33:44

My wallpaper is made of gold

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crazyH Mon 03-May-21 00:26:40

My wallpaper is made of gold
Why not, I thought, I’ll be quite bold

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FarNorth Mon 03-May-21 01:04:39

My wallpaper is made of gold
Why not, I thought, I’ll be quite bold
We sit on the floor

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Juliet27 Mon 03-May-21 06:17:11

My wallpaper is made of gold
Why not, I thought, I’ll be quite bold
We sit on the floor
We’re furniture poor

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Mollygo Mon 03-May-21 08:41:10

My wallpaper is made of gold
Why not, I thought, I’ll be quite bold
We sit in the floor
We’re furniture poor
And we sleep in wallpaper rolled.

Let that be a lesson to all!

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henetha Mon 03-May-21 11:24:32

Let that be a lesson to all!
Pride sure does go before a fall

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lovebeigecardigans1955 Mon 03-May-21 12:45:53

Let that be a lesson to all!
Pride sure does go before a fall
This wallpaper nest

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Juliet27 Mon 03-May-21 12:50:00

Let that be a lesson to all!
Pride sure does go before a fall
This wallpaper nest
Has left us distressed

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crazyH Mon 03-May-21 13:34:28

Let that be a lesson to all!
Pride sure does go before a fall
This wallpaper nest
Has left us distressed
No money left to do the hall

No good me being the Chancellor

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Mollygo Mon 03-May-21 18:10:42

No good me being the chancellor
Out goings are spectacular

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FarNorth Mon 03-May-21 19:50:13

No good me being the chancellor
Out goings are quite spectacular
Today we are skint

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Nell8 Mon 03-May-21 20:32:23

No good me being the Chancellor
Out goings are quite spectacular
Today we are skint
Though I earn a mint

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Nell8 Tue 04-May-21 08:34:23

No good me being the Chancellor
Out goings are quite spectacular
Today we are skint
Though I earn a mint
"Oh s**t!" (to use the vernacular)

Gransnet is a hobby for me

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henetha Tue 04-May-21 10:21:43

Gransnet is a hobby for me
I'm on it while drinking my tea

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Mollygo Tue 04-May-21 10:28:11

Gransnet is a hobby for me,
I’m on it while drinking my tea
And more, when it rains

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crazyH Tue 04-May-21 13:09:23

Gransnet is a hobby for me,
I’m on it while drinking my tea
And more, when it rains
Forget aches and pains

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nanna8 Tue 04-May-21 13:13:56

Gransnet is a hobby for me,
I’m on it while drinking my tea
And more, when it rains
Forget aches and pains
And smile and clap my hands with glee

I love to meet and chat with friends

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libra10 Tue 04-May-21 13:15:25

Gransnet is a hobby for me,
I’m on it while drinking my tea
And more, when it rains
Forget aches and pains
Discussion for all guaranteed.

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crazyH Tue 04-May-21 13:16:12

I love to meet and chat with friends
Though virtual, humour they lend

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libra10 Tue 04-May-21 13:17:18

Voting on Thursday once again

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