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Limericks with very strict rules.....88558....3

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Jangran99 Sat 13-Feb-21 15:54:44

Let’s start again

I’m partial to a glass of gin
As long as there’s nothing else in
Or tumbler of rum
Sits well in my tum

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libra10 Fri 30-Apr-21 14:39:42

We'll sing when we're back on the bus
As long as no-one on there makes a fuss!

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Jangran99 Fri 30-Apr-21 14:48:51

We'll sing when we're back on the bus
As long as no-one makes a fuss!
My singing’s a joke

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lovebeigecardigans1955 Fri 30-Apr-21 15:19:19

We'll sing when we're back on the bus
As long as no-one makes a fuss
My singing's a joke
No pleasure for folk

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GoldenLady Fri 30-Apr-21 18:13:05

We'll sing when we're back on the bus
As long as no-one makes a fuss
My singing's a joke
No pleasure for folk
Who might start to throw things at us.

Technology has me confused

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Juliet27 Fri 30-Apr-21 18:24:21

Technology has me confused
I end up completely bemused

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Mollygo Fri 30-Apr-21 18:59:32

Technology has me confused
I end up completely bemused
With Teams, Whatsapp, Zoom

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Hellogirl1 Fri 30-Apr-21 21:22:11

Technology has me confused
I end up completely bemused
With Teams, Whatsapp, Zoom
My brain will go BOOM

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Juliet27 Sat 01-May-21 06:32:50

Technology has me confused
I end up completely bemused
With Teams, Whatsapp, Zoom
My brain will go BOOM
And I’d started off so enthused

My iPhone remains in its box

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Ashcombe Sat 01-May-21 06:37:05

My iPhone remains in its box,
I.T. skills have taken some knocks.

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Nell8 Sat 01-May-21 07:27:45

My iPhone remains in its box,
I.T. skills have taken some knocks.
The old fashioned ways

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FarNorth Sat 01-May-21 08:56:29

My iPhone remains in its box,
I.T. skills have taken some knocks.
The old fashioned ways
Gave worry-free days

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henetha Sat 01-May-21 11:07:44

My iPhone remains in its box,
I.T. skills have taken some knocks.
The old fashioned ways
Gave worry-free days
But I think technology rocks!

I wanna keep up with the times

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GoldenLady Sat 01-May-21 15:39:25

I wanna keep up with the times
With up-to-date limerick rhymes

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crazyH Sat 01-May-21 16:15:16

I wanna keep up with the times
With up-to-date limerick rhymes
I sometimes do cheat

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Jangran99 Sat 01-May-21 18:39:37

I wanna keep up with the times
With up-to-date limerick rhymes
I sometimes do cheat
As I can’t compete

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GoldenLady Sat 01-May-21 23:11:43

I wanna keep up with the times
With up-to-date limerick rhymes
I sometimes do cheat
As I can’t compete
So I grow as silent as mimes.

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GoldenLady Sat 01-May-21 23:13:00

On an excursion to Derry,

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Jangran99 Sat 01-May-21 23:15:12

On an excursion to Derry,
I caught the overnight ferry

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Hellogirl1 Sat 01-May-21 23:37:44

On an excursion to Derry
I caught the overnight ferry
The sea was so rough

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crazyH Sat 01-May-21 23:41:05

On an excursion to Derry,
I caught the overnight ferry
I slipped on the deck

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Jangran99 Sat 01-May-21 23:50:39

On an excursion to Derry
I caught the overnight ferry
The sea was so rough
But strangely enough

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Mollygo Sun 02-May-21 00:08:32

On an excursion to Derry
I caught the overnight ferry
The sea was so tough
But strangely enough
I wasn’t ill, just quite merry.

It was lovely to reach the port

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nanna8 Sun 02-May-21 00:13:22

It was lovely to reach the port
The journey across was quite short

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Jangran99 Sun 02-May-21 08:27:45

It was lovely to reach the port
The journey across was quite short
The bright sun arose

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Juliet27 Sun 02-May-21 08:41:38

It was lovely to reach the port
The journey across was quite short
The bright sun arose
I'm glad that I chose

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