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Limericks with very strict rules.....88558....( 2)

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Jangran99 Fri 23-Oct-20 13:29:48

Carrying on ,

I think I'll sail off in a boat
Provided the old yacht will float
So it's sink or swim
I'm off on a whim
To visit that lovely French Cote

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Ashcombe Tue 17-Nov-20 22:13:12

I remember gold haired Mary
Who was dainty as a fairy
Nose like a button
Not lamb-like, more mutton,
Rarely did she seem contrary.

Her lamb was her constant shadow

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Juliet27 Tue 17-Nov-20 22:36:01

Her lamb was her constant shadow
Wherever she went he would go

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crazyH Wed 18-Nov-20 00:31:13

Her lamb was her constant shadow
Wherever she went he would go
He was so afraid

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FarNorth Wed 18-Nov-20 01:19:32

Her lamb was her constant shadow
Wherever she went he would go
He was so afraid
He could be mislaid

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Jangran99 Wed 18-Nov-20 10:27:01

Her lamb was her constant shadow
Wherever she went he would go
He was so afraid
He could be mislaid
That she painted his fleece day- glo

The rest of the flock were jealous

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crazyH Wed 18-Nov-20 11:34:23

The rest of the flock were jealous
"What's he got that is so precious"

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FarNorth Wed 18-Nov-20 12:03:52

The rest of the flock were jealous
"What's he got that is so precious"
We want pretty fleece

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Ashcombe Wed 18-Nov-20 13:02:26

The rest of the flock were jealous
"What's he got that is so precious"
We want pretty fleece
Or goodwill might cease.

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Jangran99 Wed 18-Nov-20 13:45:13

The rest of the flock were jealous
"What's he got that is so precious"
We want pretty fleece
Or goodwill might cease.
So when is it our turn? Tell us.

Now all the sheep are rainbow hued

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Ashcombe Wed 18-Nov-20 14:16:10

Now all the sheep are rainbow hued
So Bo Peep with dread is imbued

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FarNorth Wed 18-Nov-20 15:08:18

Now all the sheep are rainbow hued
So Bo Peep with dread is imbued
Must she check their roots?

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Grandmafrench Wed 18-Nov-20 22:53:39

Now all the sheep are rainbow hued
So Bo Peep with dread is imbued
Must she check their roots
And their woolly boots

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Ashcombe Thu 19-Nov-20 07:40:14

Now all the sheep are rainbow hued
So Bo Peep with dread is imbued.
Must she check their roots
And their woolly boots
Risking, with black sheep, a feud?

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henetha Thu 19-Nov-20 10:45:37

A new line needed please, Ashcombe

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FarNorth Thu 19-Nov-20 14:03:08

No sign of Ashcombe so :

Let's all dress up for a party!

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crazyH Thu 19-Nov-20 15:17:55

Let's all dress up for a party!
I'm going to appear all tarty

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Juliet27 Thu 19-Nov-20 18:22:30

Let's all dress up for a party!
I'm going to appear all tarty
The vicar won’t mind

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Ashcombe Thu 19-Nov-20 18:28:21

Let's all dress up for a party!
I'm going to appear all tarty
The vicar won’t mind
I'll pinch his behind!

sorry, henetha and Far North I was half asleep this morning

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Hellogirl1 Thu 19-Nov-20 22:30:56

Let`s all dress up for a party
I`m going to appear all tarty
The vicar won't mind
I`ll pinch his behind
And make him feel hale and hearty!

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Hellogirl1 Thu 19-Nov-20 22:31:29

His next sermon is going to be

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Grandmafrench Thu 19-Nov-20 22:47:09

His next sermon is going to be
Not one we shall hear on Sunday

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lovebeigecardigans1955 Fri 20-Nov-20 10:11:44

His next sermon is going to be
Not one we shall hear on Sunday
The sins of the flesh

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Juliet27 Fri 20-Nov-20 11:45:16

His next sermon is going to be
Not one we shall hear on Sunday
The sins of the flesh
Had him feeling fresh

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Jangran99 Fri 20-Nov-20 22:06:28

His next sermon is going to be
Not one we shall hear on Sunday
The sins of the flesh
Had him feeling fresh
So from temptation he must flee

He’ll make an act of contrition

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Grandmafrench Fri 20-Nov-20 22:27:17

He'll make an act of contrition
Seems that in life it's his mission

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