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Limericks with very strict rules.....88558....( 2)

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Jangran99 Fri 23-Oct-20 13:29:48

Carrying on ,

I think I'll sail off in a boat
Provided the old yacht will float
So it's sink or swim
I'm off on a whim
To visit that lovely French Cote

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Ashcombe Fri 20-Nov-20 23:02:36

He'll make an act of contrition
Seems that in life it's his mission
Whilst serving the poor

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Grandmafrench Fri 20-Nov-20 23:26:49

He'll make an act of contrition
Seems that in life it's his mission
Whilst serving the poor
He'll strike at the core

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henetha Sat 21-Nov-20 11:17:28

He'll make an act of contrition
Seems that in life it's his mission
Whilst serving the poor
He'll strike at the core
And scare us into submission.

But I won't be bullied, will you?

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lovebeigecardigans1955 Sat 21-Nov-20 12:11:31

But I won't be bullied, will you?
I stand my ground and you should too

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FarNorth Sat 21-Nov-20 12:13:53

But I won't be bullied, will you?
I stand my ground and you should too
Let's do our own thing

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henetha Sun 22-Nov-20 11:28:47

But I won't be bullied, will you?
I stand my ground and you should too
Let's do our own thing
Let our voices ring

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Grandmafrench Sun 22-Nov-20 22:46:43

But I won't be bullied, will you?
I stand my ground, and you should too
Let's do our own thing
Let our voices ring
No matter if we're just a few

I need to catch up on some sleep

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Juliet27 Sun 22-Nov-20 23:18:32

I need to catch up on some sleep
And lessen the late hours I keep

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FarNorth Mon 23-Nov-20 00:00:41

I need to catch up on some sleep
And lessen the late hours I keep
Why do I stay up?

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BradfordLass73 Mon 23-Nov-20 05:06:18

I need to catch up on some sleep
And lessen the late hours I keep
Why do I stay up?
It's the coffee I sup!

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Ashcombe Mon 23-Nov-20 08:22:47

I need to catch up on some sleep
And lessen the late hours I keep
Why do I stay up?
It's the coffee I sup!
Sometimes, I’m so tired, I could weep! ?

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Juliet27 Mon 23-Nov-20 08:22:58

I need to catch up on some sleep
And lessen the late hours I keep
Why do I stay up?
It's the coffee I sup!
Sleep benefits I hope to reap

My Uncle Bill had a greenhouse

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henetha Mon 23-Nov-20 09:44:28

My Uncle Bill had a greenhouse
Which was simply full of woodlouse

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lovebeigecardigans1955 Mon 23-Nov-20 12:29:21

My Uncle Bill had a greenhouse
Which was simply full of woodlouse
Nibbling his produce

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FarNorth Mon 23-Nov-20 13:58:53

My Uncle Bill had a greenhouse
Which was simply full of woodlouse
Nibbling his produce
It was just no use

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Jangran99 Mon 23-Nov-20 14:58:54

My Uncle Bill had a greenhouse
Which was simply full of woodlouse
Nibbling his produce
It was just no use
Each time he went in he would grouse

I’ll have it demolished, he groaned

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Juliet27 Mon 23-Nov-20 18:28:02

I’ll have it demolished, he groaned
Luckily Auntie Grace condoned

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Jangran99 Mon 23-Nov-20 18:54:54

I’ll have it demolished, he groaned
Luckily Auntie Grace condoned
But what of the louse

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FarNorth Mon 23-Nov-20 19:46:45

I’ll have it demolished, he groaned
Luckily Auntie Grace condoned
But what of the louse
They're all in the house

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crazyH Mon 23-Nov-20 20:06:56

I’ll have it demolished, he groaned
Luckily Auntie Grace condoned
But what of the louse
They're all in the house
The exterminators they phoned

In hazmat suits, they rushed in

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Jangran99 Mon 23-Nov-20 20:25:59

In hazmat suits, they all rushed in
Auntie Grace is hitting the gin

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Grandmafrench Mon 23-Nov-20 22:05:58

In hazmat suits, they all rushed in
Auntie Grace is hitting the gin
Old Willie the rum,

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FarNorth Mon 23-Nov-20 22:17:44

In hazmat suits, they all rushed in
Auntie Grace is hitting the gin
Old Willie the rum,
While sat on his bum

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Juliet27 Mon 23-Nov-20 22:18:41

In hazmat suits, they all rushed in
Auntie Grace is hitting the gin
Old Willie the rum,
Has found he’s become

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Juliet27 Mon 23-Nov-20 22:20:33

sorry FarNorth, I should have clicked last

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