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Limericks with very strict rules.....88558....( 2)

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Jangran99 Fri 23-Oct-20 13:29:48

Carrying on ,

I think I'll sail off in a boat
Provided the old yacht will float
So it's sink or swim
I'm off on a whim
To visit that lovely French Cote

This version has proved popular

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Jangran99 Sun 15-Nov-20 14:52:56

Des O’Connor has died I hear ☹️
He used to make me laugh and cheer
His good natured ways

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Juliet27 Sun 15-Nov-20 15:23:28

Des O’Connor has died I hear ☹️
He used to make me laugh and cheer
His good natured ways
Earned plenty of praise

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Jangran99 Sun 15-Nov-20 15:39:47

Des O’Connor has died I hear ☹️
He used to make me laugh and cheer
His good natured ways
Earned plenty of praise
His smile always seemed so sincere.

Some people have brought us great joy

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Grany Sun 15-Nov-20 19:50:28

My winceyettes are cosy and warm
They remind me of the school dorm
Midnight feasts after dark
Oh what a good lark

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Grany Sun 15-Nov-20 19:52:26

Don't know what happened there!? Ignor

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FarNorth Sun 15-Nov-20 22:48:59

Some people have brought us great joy
With jokes and bright songs to enjoy

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Grandmafrench Sun 15-Nov-20 22:52:56

Some people have brought us great joy
With jokes and bright songs to enjoy
Some others have not

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Hellogirl1 Sun 15-Nov-20 23:35:07

Some people have brought us great joy
With jokes and bright songs to enjoy
Some others have not
I care not a jot

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crazyH Mon 16-Nov-20 01:15:34

Some people have brought us great joy
With jokes and bright songs to enjoy
Some others have not
I care not a jot
For that pompous lot

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Juliet27 Mon 16-Nov-20 08:01:17

Some people have brought us great joy
With jokes and bright songs to enjoy
Some others have not
I care not a jot
I’ll make sure that they don’t annoy

A tai chi teacher from Thatcham

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henetha Mon 16-Nov-20 09:40:34

A tai chi teacher from Thatcham
Had shingles; where did he catch 'em?

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Ashcombe Mon 16-Nov-20 09:50:45

A tai chi teacher from Thatcham
Had shingles; where did he catch 'em?
From strangers or friends?

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Juliet27 Mon 16-Nov-20 09:56:24

A tai chi teacher from Thatcham
Had shingles; where did he catch 'em?
From strangers or friends?
He’ll have to deep cleanse

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crazyH Mon 16-Nov-20 12:59:08

A tai chi teacher from Thatcham
Had shingles; where did he catch 'em?
From strangers or friends?
He’ll have to deep cleanse
Certainly not going near 'em

Today is the laziest I've been

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Juliet27 Mon 16-Nov-20 16:46:00

Today’s the laziest I’ve been
Not even my teeth did I clean ?

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crazyH Mon 16-Nov-20 16:48:37

Today’s the laziest I’ve been
Not even my teeth did I clean ?
Still in pyjamas

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FarNorth Mon 16-Nov-20 19:41:50

Today’s the laziest I’ve been
Not even my teeth did I clean ?
Still in pyjamas
With box set dramas

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Grandmafrench Mon 16-Nov-20 22:49:11

Today's the laziest I've been
Not even my teeth did I clean
Still in pyjamas
With box set dramas
And still have my puddings to steam

Perhaps time to find some new friends

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Ashcombe Tue 17-Nov-20 05:56:15

Perhaps time to find some new friends
Or with old ones to make amends?

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henetha Tue 17-Nov-20 10:53:57

Perhaps time to find some new friends
Or with old ones to make amends?
So I'll go online

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Juliet27 Tue 17-Nov-20 16:23:42

Perhaps time to find some new friends
Or with old ones to make amends?
So I'll go online
Search old mates of mine

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crazyH Tue 17-Nov-20 16:50:09

Perhaps time to find some new friends
Or with old ones to make amends?
So I'll go online
Search old mates of mine
'Specially those who took offence

I remember gold haired Mary,

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Juliet27 Tue 17-Nov-20 17:22:31

I remember gold haired Mary,
Who was dainty as a fairy

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crazyH Tue 17-Nov-20 17:25:35

I remember gold haired Mary,
Who was dainty as a fairy
Nose like a button

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Grandmafrench Tue 17-Nov-20 21:39:06

I remember gold haired Mary
Who was dainty as a fairy
Nose like a button
Not lamb-like, more mutton

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