Limericks 17

She really should get a ‘single’
But has no cash she can jingle,
Then use credit cards
I’ve got them in wads
Then go to the pub where folks mingle.

I really could do with some rum

I really could do with some rum
Don’t feel too good, could lift my ‘glum’

I really could do with some rum
Don't feel too good, could lift my 'glum'
I'll try to cheer up

I really could do with some rum
Don't feel too good, could lift my 'glum'
I'll try to cheer up
After a good sup

I really could do with some rum
Don`t feel too good, could lift my `glum`
I`ll try to cheer up
After a good sup,
And hope I don`t fall on my bum!

Then I would need a pick me up

Then I would need a pick me up
A shot of brandy, a large cup,

Then I would need a pick me up
A shot of brandy, a large cup
Or whisky instead

Then I would need a pick me up
A shot of brandy, a large cup
Or whisky instead
Or wine that is red

Then I would need a pick me up
A shot of brandy, a large cup
Or whisky instead
Or wine that is red
I don't make a fuss what I sup.

60 is the new teenager!

60 is the new teenager!
So no longer an old stager

60 is the new teenager!
So no longer an old stager
That makes me twenty

60 is the new teenager!
So no longer an old stager
That makes me twenty
More years, there’s plenty

60 is the new teenager!
So no longer an old stager
That makes me twenty
More years, there’s plenty
Before I am a real old ager.

Old bodies can still have young minds

Old bodies can still have young minds
Alert for new knowledge and finds

Old bodies can still have young minds
Alert for new knowledge and finds
My mind's flexible

Old bodies can still have young minds
Alert for new knowledge and finds
My mind`s flexible
It`s not taxable

Old bodies can still have young minds
Alert for new knowledge and finds
My mind`s flexible
It`s not taxable
And still copes with the daily grinds

But I need an afternoon nap!

But I need an afternoon nap!
Because there's an energy gap

But I need an afternoon nap!
Because there's an energy gap
So don't phone me then

But I need an afternoon nap!
Because there's an energy gap
So don't phone me then
To get all the gen

But I need an afternoon nap!
Because there's an energy gap
So don't phone me then
To get all the gen
Might just bite your head off, yap yap

It’s been such a miserable day

It’s been such a miserable day
To cheer up there must be a way

It’s been such a miserable day
To cheer up there must be a way,
Dance around the room

It's been such a miserable day
To cheer up there must be a way
Dance around the room
Laugh with friends on Zoom

It's been such a miserable day
To cheer up there must be a way
Dance around the room
Laugh with friends on Zoom
Or stamp in some puddles and play!

I'm here with a nice, cosy fire