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Juliet27 Tue 20-Oct-20 08:12:20

Always sure to do a good turn
Though not having money to burn
A favour for free

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Juliet27 Sat 24-Apr-21 21:54:14

I wonder if we could adapt
Sat nav for places not mapped
Without GPS
I have to confess

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Hellogirl1 Sat 24-Apr-21 23:12:45

I wonder if we could adapt
Sat nav for places not mapped
Without GPS
I have to confess
I often get my knuckles rapped

My wife has never been patient

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henetha Mon 26-Apr-21 10:28:09

My wife has never been patient
And all her talents are latent

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Juliet27 Mon 26-Apr-21 10:43:19

My wife has never been patient
And all her talents are latent
Her temper she’ll show

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crazyH Mon 26-Apr-21 11:12:21

My wife has never been patient
And all her talents are latent
Her temper she’ll show
By slamming the door

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lovebeigecardigans1955 Mon 26-Apr-21 16:23:02

My wife has never been patient
And all her talents are latent
Her temper she'll show
By slamming the door
As for her lost rag she must hunt.

Oh Ted! Jesus, Mary and the rest

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crazyH Mon 26-Apr-21 16:34:48

Oh Ted! Jesus, Mary and the rest
Dont forget Joseph, he’s the best

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lovebeigecardigans1955 Fri 30-Apr-21 15:33:46

Oh Ted! Jesus, Mary and the rest
Don't forget Joseph, he's the best
Wee donkey won't rhyme

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Juliet27 Fri 30-Apr-21 16:38:03

Oh Ted! Jesus, Mary and the rest
Don't forget Joseph, he's the best
Wee donkey won't rhyme‘
Twas his famous time

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crazyH Fri 30-Apr-21 17:23:32

Oh Ted! Jesus, Mary and the rest
Don't forget Joseph, he's the best
Wee donkey won't rhyme‘
Twas his famous time
Carried weight, that was a good test

The churches, they’re all in lockdown

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Hellogirl1 Fri 30-Apr-21 21:17:18

The churches are all in lockdown
The same tale in every town

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lovebeigecardigans1955 Sat 01-May-21 11:31:17

The churches are all in lockdown
The same tale in every town
But too much quiet

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Juliet27 Sat 01-May-21 15:04:32

The churches are all in lockdown
The same tale in every town
But too much quiet
Might start a riot

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crazyH Sat 01-May-21 16:22:36

The churches are all in lockdown
The same tale in every town
But too much quiet
Might start a riot
I’ll hide inside, in my nightgown.

Glad I do not live in the ‘States

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Jangran99 Sat 01-May-21 18:34:15

Glad I do not live in the ‘States
I’d rather be here with my mates

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FarNorth Sat 01-May-21 22:29:34

Glad I do not live in the ‘States
I’d rather be here with my mates
With great British beer

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Hellogirl1 Sat 01-May-21 23:35:04

Glad I do not live in the `States
I`d rather be here with my mates
With great British beer
Which brings us good cheer

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FarNorth Mon 03-May-21 01:22:06

Glad I do not live in the `States
I`d rather be here with my mates
With great British beer
Which brings us good cheer
And cute guys who take me on dates.

A mouse in Lampeter once said....

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crazyH Mon 03-May-21 01:42:14

A mouse in Lampeter once said....
Not enough cheese here, to be fed

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henetha Mon 03-May-21 11:26:41

A mouse in Lampeter once said....
Not enough cheese here, to be fed
I'll scurry elsewhere

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lovebeigecardigans1955 Mon 03-May-21 12:43:16

A mouse in Lampeter once said ...
Not enough cheese here, to be fed
I'll scurry elsewhere
To my cosy lair

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crazyH Mon 03-May-21 13:39:07

A mouse in Lampeter once said ...
Not enough cheese here, to be fed
I'll scurry elsewhere
To my cosy lair
Under Mrs Jones’ double bed.

She really should get a ‘single’

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FarNorth Mon 03-May-21 19:53:01

She really should get a ‘single’
But has no cash she can jingle

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henetha Tue 04-May-21 10:23:41

She really should get a ‘single’
But has no cash she can jingle,
Then use credit cards

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crazyH Tue 04-May-21 13:13:36

She really should get a ‘single’
But has no cash she can jingle,
Then use credit cards
I’ve got them in wads

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