Limericks 17

Maybe Norway would be better
Better buy a thicker sweater
And some skis perhaps?

Maybe Norway would be better
Better buy a thicker sweater
And some skis perhaps
To impress the chaps

Maybe Norway would be better
Better buy a thicker sweater
And some skis perhaps
To impress the chaps
Then I’d look like a go-getter

I’d maybe see the northern lights

I’d maybe see the northern lights,
Down in the valley, - don't like heights

I’d maybe see the northern lights,
Down in the valley, - don't like heights
The shimmering greens

I’d maybe see the northern lights,
Down in the valley, - don't like heights
The shimmering greens
Dewdrops and day dreams

I'd maybe see the northern lights,
Down in the valley - don't like heights
The shimmering greens
Dewdrops and daydreams
Is one of the worlds wondrous sights.

A sunset can be beautiful

A sunset can be beautiful
Then the sky with pink hues is full

A sunset can be beautiful
Then the sky with pink hues is full
I stop and I stare

A sunset can be beautiful
Then the sky with pink hues is full
I stop and I stare
With feelings so rare

A sunset can be beautiful
Then the sky with pink hues is full
I stop and I stare
With feelings so rare
That with nature none can compare

Cheating Charlie from Chesterfield

Cheating Charlie from Chesterfield,
A stubborn chap wouldn't yield,

Cheating Charlie from Chesterfield,
A stubborn chap wouldn't yield,
Jumped over fences

Cheating Charlie from Chesterfield
A stubborn chap wouldn’t yield
Jumped over fences
Hid behind benches

Cheating Charlie from Chesterfield
A stubborn chap wouldn’t yield
Jumped over fences
Hid behind benches
But his fate was definitely sealed.

The lads put their heads together

The lads put their head together
They were at the end of their tether

The lads put their head together
They were at the end of their tether
With nothing to do

The lads put their head together
They were at the end of their tether
With nothing to do
In their town of Crewe

The lads put their head together
They were at the end of their tether
With nothing to do
In their town of Crewe
They left for the land of heather

So they arrived in Balmoral

So they arrived in Balmoral
Found some lassies, who were amoral

So they arrived in Balmoral
Found some lassies, who were amoral
A party royal

So they arrived in Balmoral
Found some lassies, who were amoral
A party royal
Tainted Scottish soil

So they arrived in Balmoral
Found some lassies, who were amoral
A party royal
Tainted Scottish soil
Thus began a terrible quarrel.

A condescending judge from Ayr

A condescending judge from Ayr
Ordered the lads “go back to your lair”

A condescending judge from Ayr
Ordered the lads “go back to your lair”
They cried "We're not crooks!"