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Juliet27 Tue 20-Oct-20 08:12:20

Always sure to do a good turn
Though not having money to burn
A favour for free

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Juliet27 Fri 11-Dec-20 08:09:41

A merry maid from Middlesex
Went out one day without her specs
She smiled at some men
But was surprised when...

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henetha Fri 11-Dec-20 09:47:21

A merry maid from Middlesex
Went out one day without her specs
She smiled at some men
But was surprised when...
One gave a hug and lots of pecks.

She gazed through her short sighted eyes

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lovebeigecardigans1955 Fri 11-Dec-20 12:33:18

She gazed through her short sighted eyes
The world's gone all blurry, not wise

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Hellogirl1 Fri 11-Dec-20 23:41:57

She gazed through her short sighted eyes
The world`s gone all blurry, not wise
She might give out favours

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henetha Sat 12-Dec-20 12:41:39

She gazed through her short sighted eyes
The world`s gone all blurry, not wise
She might give out favours
But not to drunk ravers

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Juliet27 Sat 12-Dec-20 17:16:37

She gazed through her short sighted eyes
The world`s gone all blurry, not wise
She might give out favours
But not to drunk ravers
Those types she’s tempted to chastise

Can’t cope with drink like I used to

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Grany Sat 12-Dec-20 21:00:08

Can’t cope with drink like I used to
Have to keep going to the loo

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crazyH Sat 12-Dec-20 22:59:11

Can’t cope with drink like I used to
Have to keep going to the loo
I wish they'd invent

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Hellogirl1 Sun 13-Dec-20 00:31:21

Can`t cope with drink like I used to
Have to keep going to the loo
I wish they`d invent
A portable tent

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henetha Sun 13-Dec-20 11:30:45

Can`t cope with drink like I used to
Have to keep going to the loo
I wish they`d invent
A portable tent
For number one's and number two's too.

In a trailer behind my Rolls Royce

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Juliet27 Sun 13-Dec-20 11:32:52

Can`t cope with drink like I used to
Have to keep going to the loo
I wish they`d invent
A portable tent
So I could tiddle out of view ?

Oh, my battery’s almost flat

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Juliet27 Sun 13-Dec-20 22:56:48

my Brain was failing too! Let’s go with..

In a trailer behind my Rolls Royce

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crazyH Mon 14-Dec-20 09:17:43

In a trailer behind my Rolls Royce
I’m sure there’s a loo just for boys

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henetha Mon 14-Dec-20 09:45:21

In a trailer behind my Rolls Royce
I’m sure there’s a loo just for boys,
So please wash your hands

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crazyH Mon 14-Dec-20 09:48:13

In a trailer behind my Rolls Royce
I’m sure there’s a loo just for boys,
So please wash your hands
Don’t hang dirty pants

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lovebeigecardigans1955 Mon 14-Dec-20 12:48:20

In a trailer behind my Rolls Royce
I'm sure there's a loo just for boys
So please wash your hands
Don't hang dirty pants
I shouted in my loudest voice.

But a Rolls is too la-di-dah

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Hellogirl1 Mon 14-Dec-20 22:45:40

But a Rolls is too la-di-dah
I`d rather have a "proper" car

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Patsy70 Mon 14-Dec-20 22:50:05

I’d rather have a proper car
So we could travel very far

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Jangran99 Mon 14-Dec-20 23:44:19

But a Rolls is too la-di-dah
I`d rather have a "proper" car
I’d tootle along

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Grany Mon 14-Dec-20 23:48:16

But a Rolls is too la-di-dah
I`d rather have a "proper" car
I’d tootle along
Just where I belong

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crazyH Tue 15-Dec-20 00:02:55

But a Rolls is too la-di-dah
I`d rather have a "proper" car
I’d tootle along
Just where I belong
As long as I can get to see Ma

She gets tetchy cause she sees no one

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Jangran99 Tue 15-Dec-20 00:15:40

She gets tetchy cause she sees no one
Being on your own is not much fun

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Hellogirl1 Tue 15-Dec-20 21:50:43

She gets tetchy cause she sees no one
Being on your own is not much fun
She`s fed up with patience

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Juliet27 Wed 16-Dec-20 06:57:52

She gets tetchy cause she sees no one
Being on your own is not much fun
She`s fed up with patience
She’s losing confidence

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henetha Wed 16-Dec-20 10:41:49

She gets tetchy cause she sees no one
Being on your own is not much fun
She`s fed up with patience
She’s losing confidence
She thinks her fun days are done.

But I'll make it up to her soon

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