Limericks 16

I wish I could stop daydreaming
Life's not as bad as it's seeming
I have travelled far
But just where you are
Its memories could have you beaming.

Naughty Nellie made so much noise

Naughty Nellie made so much noise
It attracted all the the local boys

Naughty Nellie made so much noise
It attracted all the the local boys
They swarmed around her

Naughty Nellie made so much noise
It attracted all the the local boys
They swarmed around her
She loved a bounder

Naughty Nellie made so much noise
It attracted all the local boys
They swarmed around her
She loved a bounder
But they gave her more sadness than joys.

But oh, the error of her ways

But oh, the error of her ways
She let bad boys loosen her stays

But oh, the error of her ways
She let bad boys loosen her stays
Her troubles began

But oh, the error of her ways
She let bad boys loosen her stays
Her troubles began
When one of them ran

But oh, the error of her ways
She let bad boys loosen her stays
Her troubles began
When one of them ran
And it wasn’t the game she plays.

The pub tables are full...of snow!!

The pub tables are full...of snow!!
So take your skis and have a go

The pub tables are full...….of snow!!
So take your skis and have a go
Downhill is easy

The pub tables are full...….of snow!!
So take your skis and have a go
Downhill is easy
Quite a bit greasy

The pub tables are full...….of snow!!
So take your skis and have a go
Downhill is easy
Quite a bit greasy
For publicans it was a blow

Oh! for a worry free season

Oh! for a worry free season
To sing and dance for no reason

Oh!for a worry free season
To sing and dance for no reason
To fly through the skies

Oh! for a worry free season
To sing and dance for no reason
To fly through the skies
Are you sure that's wise?

Oh! for a worry free season
To sing and dance for no reason
To fly through the skies
Are you sure that's wise?
As up there it’s really freezing’

That was poor but I did my best ?

That was poor but I did my best ?
It rhymed ok, so you pass the test

That was poor but I did my best
It rhymed ok, so you pass the test
We rattle our brains

That was poor but I did my best hmm
It rhymed ok, so you pass the test smile
We rattle our brains
It sometimes takes pains

so...my old iPad doesn’t copy emojis!!

That was poor but I did my best
It rhymed ok, so you pass the test
We rattle our brains
It sometimes takes pains

That was poor but I did my best
It rhymed ok, so you pass the test
We rattle our brains
It sometimes takes pains
And perhaps in a new ipad invest?

My ancient laptop needs replacing

My ancient laptop needs replacing
I thought it just needed repairing

My ancient laptop needs replacing
I thought it just needed replacing
But the large expense

My ancient laptop needs replacing
I thought it just needed repairing
But the large expense
Put me on defense