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lovebeigecardigans1955 Sun 20-Sept-20 09:38:05

Thought I'd start where we left off

Today I saw the first mince pies
Too soon for all they symbolise

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crazyH Thu 15-Apr-21 20:16:35

My ancient laptop needs replacing
I thought it just needed repairing
But the large expense
Put me on defense
But ended up bargain-browsing

I’m a self-confessed technofile

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Juliet27 Fri 16-Apr-21 06:44:21

I’m a self-confessed technophile
But I’m more comfy with old style

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henetha Fri 16-Apr-21 10:43:54

I’m a self-confessed technophile
But I’m more comfy with old style
I like my abacus

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FarNorth Fri 16-Apr-21 16:33:16

I’m a self-confessed technophile
But I’m more comfy with old style
I like my abacus
Counting with no fuss

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crazyH Fri 16-Apr-21 19:35:04

I’m a self-confessed technophile
But I’m more comfy with old style
I like my abacus
Counting with no fuss
Or fingers and toes, best by a mile.

I’m so fed up, my dinner was a mess

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crazyH Fri 16-Apr-21 19:37:40

Sorry, I’ve made a right pig’s ear of it...trying again

I’m a self-confessed technophile
But I’m more comfy with old style
I like my abacus
Counting with no fuss
Fingers and toes, best by a mile.

So fed up, dinner was a mess

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FarNorth Fri 16-Apr-21 20:02:58

So fed up, dinner was a mess
How bad it was, you couldn't guess

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Hellogirl1 Fri 16-Apr-21 21:20:24

So fed up, dinner was a mess
How bad it was, you couldn`t guess
My Yorkshires were burnt

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crazyH Fri 16-Apr-21 22:29:39

So fed up, dinner was a mess
How bad it was, you couldn`t guess
My Yorkshires were burnt
My stomach, it turned

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FarNorth Sat 17-Apr-21 08:42:18

So fed up, dinner was a mess
How bad it was, you couldn`t guess
My Yorkshires were burnt
My stomach, it turned
The last thing it showed, was finesse.

A sandwich, to me, is best grub

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henetha Sat 17-Apr-21 09:53:08

A sandwich, to me, is best grub
Best with a pint of ale down the pub

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lovebeigecardigans1955 Sat 17-Apr-21 13:20:17

A sandwich, to me, is best grub
Best with a pint of ale down the pub
Brown bread and thick cut?

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Juliet27 Sun 18-Apr-21 06:44:14

A sandwich, to me, is best grub
Best with a pint of ale down the pub
Brown bread and thick cut?
For me, a doughnut!

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FarNorth Mon 19-Apr-21 11:34:32

A sandwich, to me, is best grub
Best with a pint of ale down the pub
Brown bread and thick cut?
For me, a doughnut!
Although it will increase my chub.

Summer is now a-coming in

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crazyH Mon 19-Apr-21 11:38:22

Summer is now a-coming in
Shorts a-nono, legs are too thin

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lovebeigecardigans1955 Mon 19-Apr-21 13:14:59

Summer is now a-coming in
Shorts a no-no, legs are too thin
Hide them 'neath a sarong

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FarNorth Tue 20-Apr-21 20:42:13

Summer is now a-coming in
Shorts a no-no, legs are too thin
Hide them 'neath sarong
Step out, firm and strong

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henetha Wed 21-Apr-21 10:36:40

Summer is now a-coming in
Shorts a no-no, legs are too thin
Hide them 'neath sarong
Step out, firm and strong
Wear sunscreen before you begin.

And how about a big sun hat

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Juliet27 Fri 23-Apr-21 07:30:59

And how about a big sun hat
Yes, very sensible is that

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nanna8 Fri 23-Apr-21 08:45:32

And how about a big sun hat
Yes, very sensible is that
A Big floppy brim

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henetha Fri 23-Apr-21 10:55:06

And how about a big sun hat
Yes, very sensible is that
A Big floppy brim
To keep the sun dim

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Hellogirl1 Sat 24-Apr-21 23:20:13

And how about a big sun hat
Yes, very sensible is that
A big floppy brim
To keep the sun dim
Whilst we sit outside for a chat

We chat at a social distance

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FarNorth Sat 24-Apr-21 23:48:39

We chat at a social distance
We are not types to take a chance

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Juliet27 Sun 25-Apr-21 07:02:20

We chat at a social distance
We are not types to take a chance
We’re so risk aware

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FarNorth Sun 25-Apr-21 10:52:47

We chat at a social distance
We are not types to take a chance
We’re so risk aware
We really don't dare

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