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Jangran99 Wed 01-Jul-20 09:39:57

Carrying on from

My garden was glad of the rain
Me too, 'cos watering's such a pain
The lawn is all soggy
Squelch and boggy

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FarNorth Mon 13-Jul-20 10:49:31

I fancy a ride on my bike
Though I’d be safer on a trike
With the wind in my hair

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lovebeigecardigans1955 Mon 13-Jul-20 16:26:37

I fancy a ride on my bike
Though I'd be safer on a trike
With the wind in my hair
And the weather set fair

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Jangran99 Mon 13-Jul-20 20:53:46

I fancy a ride on my bike
Though I'd be safer on a trike
With the wind in my hair
And the weather set fair
It's kinder on the legs than a hike.

Ten years ago I was really quite fit

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Annum Mon 13-Jul-20 21:01:21

Ten years ago I was really quite fit
Ran marathons but then had to quit

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FarNorth Mon 13-Jul-20 21:40:49

Ten years ago I was really quite fit
Ran marathons but then had to quit
Now my sport is macramé

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Whingingmom Mon 13-Jul-20 22:03:28

It drives me quite barmy

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FarNorth Mon 13-Jul-20 22:59:44

Ten years ago I was really quite fit
Ran marathons but then had to quit
Now my sport is macramé
It drives me quite barmy
But I don't want to crochet or knit.

So I'm twisting and knotting those strings

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Whingingmom Mon 13-Jul-20 23:58:37

Causes aches in my old bingo wings

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Elrel Tue 14-Jul-20 02:21:42

So I'm twisting and knotting those strings
Causes aches in my old bingo wings
I must do some physio

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lovebeigecardigans1955 Tue 14-Jul-20 06:55:05

So I'm twisting and knotting those strings
Causes aches in my old bingo wings
I must do some physio
As my limbs I must throw

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henetha Wed 15-Jul-20 10:52:20

So I'm twisting and knotting those strings
Causes aches in my old bingo wings
I must do some physio
As my limbs I must throw
Like a gymnast, hence the painful old twings.

So I'll take up opera singing instead

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FarNorth Wed 15-Jul-20 11:38:55

So I'll take up opera singing instead
Making sound as I fling back my head

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Elrel Wed 15-Jul-20 14:12:01

So I'll take up opera singing instead
Making sound as I fling back my heaD
Verdi, Strauss or Puccini

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Annum Wed 15-Jul-20 15:00:34

So I'll take up opera singing instead
Making sound as I fling back my head
Verdi, Strauss or Puccini
Offenbach or Rossini

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Squiffy Wed 15-Jul-20 15:57:26

So I'll take up opera singing instead
Making sound as I fling back my head
Verdi, Strauss or Puccini
Offenbach or Rossini
Will all help boost my street cred.

The orchestra made such a racket

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Elderflower2 Wed 15-Jul-20 16:09:26

The orchestra made such a racket
The conductor just couldn't hack it

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Bellanonna Wed 15-Jul-20 23:06:50

The orchestra made such a racket
The conductor just couldn't hack it
He threw down his baton

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Annum Wed 15-Jul-20 23:18:27

The orchestra made such a racket
The conductor just couldn't hack it
He threw down his baton
Put coat, scarf and hat on

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FarNorth Thu 16-Jul-20 01:34:45

The orchestra made such a racket
The conductor just couldn't hack it
He threw down his baton
Put coat, scarf and hat on
Found a nag at the bookies and backed it.

Well, he won such a huge pile of dough

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henetha Thu 16-Jul-20 10:54:14

Well, he won such a huge pile of dough
That he bought a nightclub in London Soho

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Squiffy Thu 16-Jul-20 11:00:20

Well, he won such a huge pile of dough
That he bought a nightclub in London Soho
The drinks were so dear

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lovebeigecardigans1955 Thu 16-Jul-20 11:55:26

Well, he won such a huge pile of dough
That he bought a nightclub in London Soho
The drinks were so dear
And you must wear the right gear

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Annum Thu 16-Jul-20 12:39:47

Well, he won such a huge pile of dough
That he bought a nightclub in London Soho
The drinks were so dear
And you must wear the right gear -
Black leather from head to toe.

But the nightclub failed after lockdown

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Elderflower2 Thu 16-Jul-20 12:42:15

But the nightclub failed after lockdown
Which caused shareholders to frown

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FarNorth Thu 16-Jul-20 13:04:33

But the nightclub failed after lockdown
Which caused shareholders to frown
Their dosh all went phut!

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