Limericks 15

I've decided to knit a long vest
It will cover not just my chest
But down to my knees
Keeps away the breeze
Is mohair or cashmere the best?

The milk in my fridge has gone sour

The milk in my fridge has gone sour
Seems there was a cut in the power

The milk in my fridge has gone sour
Seems there was a cut in the power
So use it to bake

The milk in my fridge has gone sour
Seems there was a cut in the power
So use it to bake
Yummy scones I could make

The milk in my fridge has gone sour
Seems there was a cut in the power
So use it to bake
Yummy scones I could make
Except that I've run out of flour.

I thought I'd just stay in today

I thought I'd just stay in today
The time I just whiled it away

I thought I'd just stay in today
The time, I just whiled it away

I thought I'd just stay in today
The time, I just whiled it away
Just did this and that

I thought I'd just stay in today
The time, I just whiled it away
Just did this and that
And talked to the cat

I thought I'd just stay in today
The time, I just whiled it away
Just did this and that
And talked to the cat
I get the best answers that way

Perfect sunny autumn morning

Perfect sunny autumn morning
No need to pull out the awning

Perfect sunny autumn morning
No need to pull out the awning
I'll light the barbecue

Perfect sunny autumn morning
No need to pull out the awning
I'll light the barbecue
Get steaks and cans of brew

Perfect sunny autumn morning
No need to pull out the awning
I'll light the barbecue
Get steaks and cans of brew
Now it’s days of Pimms I mourning.

Glamorous Gabrielle from Grays

Perfect sunny autumn morning
No need to pull out the awning
I'll light the barbecue
Get steaks and cans of brew
Now it’s days of Pimms I’m mourning.

Glamorous Gabrielle from Grays

Glamorous Gabrielle from Grays
Hedonistic in so many ways

Glamorous Gabrielle from Grays
Hedonistic in so many ways
Sashayed through my door

Glamorous Gabrielle from Grays
Hedonistic in so many ways
Sashayed through my door
My jaw hit the floor

Glamorous Gabrielle from Grays
Hedonistic in so many ways
Sashayed through my door
My jaw hit the floor
She was naked and not a bit fazed

My guests were all staring in shock

My guests were all staring in shock
The men wished they had worn a frock

My guests were all staring in shock
The men wished they had worn a frock
My gosh what a sight

My guests were all staring in shock
The men wished they had worn a frock
My gosh what a sight
Would be a fright night

My guests were all staring in shock
The men wished they had worn a frock
My gosh what a sight
Would be a fright night
At the front door we heard no knock.

With a towel I hid her blushes

With a towel I hid her blushes
We were all having hot flushes

With a towel I hid her blushes
We were all having hot flushes
What was she thinking?