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Jangran99 Wed 01-Jul-20 09:39:57

Carrying on from

My garden was glad of the rain
Me too, 'cos watering's such a pain
The lawn is all soggy
Squelch and boggy

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May7 Sat 10-Oct-20 14:29:41

I've decided to knit a long vest
It will cover not just my chest
But down to my knees
Keeps away the breeze
Is mohair or cashmere the best?

The milk in my fridge has gone sour

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Juliet27 Sat 10-Oct-20 15:31:30

The milk in my fridge has gone sour
Seems there was a cut in the power

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Jangran99 Sat 10-Oct-20 19:10:33

The milk in my fridge has gone sour
Seems there was a cut in the power
So use it to bake

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May7 Sat 10-Oct-20 20:00:42

The milk in my fridge has gone sour
Seems there was a cut in the power
So use it to bake
Yummy scones I could make

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FarNorth Sat 10-Oct-20 21:19:22

The milk in my fridge has gone sour
Seems there was a cut in the power
So use it to bake
Yummy scones I could make
Except that I've run out of flour.

I thought I'd just stay in today

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crazyH Sat 10-Oct-20 21:45:35

I thought I'd just stay in today
The time I just whiled it away

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crazyH Sat 10-Oct-20 21:49:17

I thought I'd just stay in today
The time, I just whiled it away

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Jangran99 Sat 10-Oct-20 23:34:23

I thought I'd just stay in today
The time, I just whiled it away
Just did this and that

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FarNorth Sun 11-Oct-20 00:54:08

I thought I'd just stay in today
The time, I just whiled it away
Just did this and that
And talked to the cat

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Juliet27 Sun 11-Oct-20 07:52:04

I thought I'd just stay in today
The time, I just whiled it away
Just did this and that
And talked to the cat
I get the best answers that way

Perfect sunny autumn morning

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lovebeigecardigans1955 Sun 11-Oct-20 09:37:38

Perfect sunny autumn morning
No need to pull out the awning

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henetha Sun 11-Oct-20 10:20:24

Perfect sunny autumn morning
No need to pull out the awning
I'll light the barbecue

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crazyH Sun 11-Oct-20 11:09:53

Perfect sunny autumn morning
No need to pull out the awning
I'll light the barbecue
Get steaks and cans of brew

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Juliet27 Sun 11-Oct-20 11:46:28

Perfect sunny autumn morning
No need to pull out the awning
I'll light the barbecue
Get steaks and cans of brew
Now it’s days of Pimms I mourning.

Glamorous Gabrielle from Grays

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Juliet27 Sun 11-Oct-20 11:47:13

Perfect sunny autumn morning
No need to pull out the awning
I'll light the barbecue
Get steaks and cans of brew
Now it’s days of Pimms I’m mourning.

Glamorous Gabrielle from Grays

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May7 Sun 11-Oct-20 11:48:34

Glamorous Gabrielle from Grays
Hedonistic in so many ways

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crazyH Sun 11-Oct-20 12:45:34

Glamorous Gabrielle from Grays
Hedonistic in so many ways
Sashayed through my door

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Juliet27 Sun 11-Oct-20 13:08:13

Glamorous Gabrielle from Grays
Hedonistic in so many ways
Sashayed through my door
My jaw hit the floor

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May7 Sun 11-Oct-20 13:40:36

Glamorous Gabrielle from Grays
Hedonistic in so many ways
Sashayed through my door
My jaw hit the floor
She was naked and not a bit fazed

My guests were all staring in shock

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crazyH Sun 11-Oct-20 15:04:37

My guests were all staring in shock
The men wished they had worn a frock

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Grany Sun 11-Oct-20 18:03:16

My guests were all staring in shock
The men wished they had worn a frock
My gosh what a sight

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crazyH Sun 11-Oct-20 18:09:28

My guests were all staring in shock
The men wished they had worn a frock
My gosh what a sight
Would be a fright night

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lovebeigecardigans1955 Mon 12-Oct-20 10:25:05

My guests were all staring in shock
The men wished they had worn a frock
My gosh what a sight
Would be a fright night
At the front door we heard no knock.

With a towel I hid her blushes

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Jangran99 Mon 12-Oct-20 11:47:20

With a towel I hid her blushes
We were all having hot flushes

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Juliet27 Tue 13-Oct-20 07:12:27

With a towel I hid her blushes
We were all having hot flushes
What was she thinking?

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