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Jangran99 Wed 01-Jul-20 09:39:57

Carrying on from

My garden was glad of the rain
Me too, 'cos watering's such a pain
The lawn is all soggy
Squelch and boggy

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May7 Tue 15-Sept-20 17:22:08

His songwriting skills are one of the best
But I wish he would give the singing a rest

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crazyH Tue 15-Sept-20 18:49:13

His songwriting skills are one of the best
But I wish he would give the singing a rest
Music and melody

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henetha Wed 16-Sept-20 10:01:56

His songwriting skills are one of the best
But I wish he would give the singing a rest
Music and melody
Are not my cup of tea

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crazyH Wed 16-Sept-20 14:04:24

His songwriting skills are one of the best
But I wish he would give the singing a rest
Music and melody
Are not my cup of tea
I'd rather resit my driving test

Saw a flying car on the M4 today

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lovebeigecardigans1955 Wed 16-Sept-20 14:16:20

Saw a flying car on the M4 today
Could it be James Bond I hear you all say?

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crazyH Wed 16-Sept-20 15:14:25

Saw a flying car on the M4 today
Could it be James Bond I hear you all say?
The man at the wheel

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May7 Wed 16-Sept-20 18:06:16

Saw a flying car on the M4 today
Could it be James Bond I hear you all say?
The man at the wheel
Had balls of made of steel

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Elrel Thu 17-Sept-20 01:51:25

Saw a flying car on the M4 today
Could it be James Bond I hear you all say?
The man at the wheel
Had balls of made of steel
But, sadly, feet made of clay.

There was a young man in a mask

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lovebeigecardigans1955 Thu 17-Sept-20 09:15:59

There was a young man in a mask
With cloak, is he up to the task?

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henetha Thu 17-Sept-20 13:02:02

There was a young man in a mask
With cloak, is he up to the task?
Batman's his name

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May7 Thu 17-Sept-20 13:13:27

There was a young man in a mask
With cloak, is he up to the task?
Batman's his name
Crime fightings his aim

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crazyH Thu 17-Sept-20 22:36:45

There was a young man in a mask
With cloak, is he up to the task?
Batman's his name
Crime fightings his aim
But where's Robin, may I ask?

Has he gone in search of Batwoman?

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FarNorth Fri 18-Sept-20 16:31:47

Has he gone in search of Batwoman?
Or something that isn't quite human?

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May7 Fri 18-Sept-20 18:33:43

Has he gone in search of Batwoman?
Or something that isn't quite human?
The jokers a scream

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crazyH Fri 18-Sept-20 19:17:02

Has he gone in search of Batwoman?
Or something that isn't quite human?
The jokers a scream
He is my bad dream

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henetha Sat 19-Sept-20 13:17:31

Has he gone in search of Batwoman?
Or something that isn't quite human?
The jokers a scream
He is my bad dream
I run fast when I see him coming!

Last night I dreamt I was Kylie

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lovebeigecardigans1955 Sat 19-Sept-20 16:04:33

Last night I dreamt I was Kylie
Dancing in my basque so shyly

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Juliet27 Sat 19-Sept-20 16:55:02

Last night I dreamt I was Kylie
Dancing in my basque so shyly
But I woke to find

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Jangran99 Sat 19-Sept-20 19:25:31

Last night I dreamt I was Kylie
Dancing in my basque so shyly
But I woke to find
When in my right mind

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Hellogirl1 Sat 19-Sept-20 21:10:04

Last night I dreamt I was Kylie
Dancing in my basque so shyly
But I woke to find
When in my right mind
I was living the life of Riley

I`ve at last had my hair cut today

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Bellanonna Sat 19-Sept-20 21:17:11

I`ve at last had my hair cut today
Though the hairdresser had her own way

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Grany Sat 19-Sept-20 21:22:36

I`ve at last had my hair cut today
Though the hairdresser had her own way
With snip snap and chop

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crazyH Sat 19-Sept-20 21:25:45

I`ve at last had my hair cut today
I look like a star, Faye Dunaway?

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Jangran99 Sat 19-Sept-20 21:28:46

I`ve at last had my hair cut today
Though the hairdresser had her own way
With snip snap and chop
‘Til I yelled out ‘stop’

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crazyH Sat 19-Sept-20 21:29:21

Apologies

I`ve at last had my hair cut today
Though the hairdresser had her own way
With snip snap and chop
My barnet did drop

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