Limericks 15

The natural look is a winner
I'll try it when I'm a bit thinner
But just for today
My makeup will stay

The natural look is a winner
I'll try it when I'm a bit thinner
But just for today
My makeup will stay
My bare face could put some off their dinner

But at least I know my limitations

The natural look is a winner
I'll try it when I'm a bit thinner
But just for today
My makeup will stay
Gives rise to the phrase dogs dinner

Oh I'm so way behind everyone today. Ignore me please

May

But at least I know my limitations

But at least I know my limitations
And nobody has great expectations

But at least I know my limitations
And nobody has great expectations
I’ll keep trying my best

But at least I know my limitations
And nobody has great expectations
I’ll keep trying my best
And if put to the test

But at least I know my limitations
And nobody has great expectations
I'll keep trying my best
And if put to the test
My efforts could be the toast of nations.

Yet I'll never set the world on fire

Yet I'll never set the world on fire
Although fame is not my first desire

Yet I'll never set the world on fire
Although fame is not my first desire
I'd rather be in love

Yet I'll never set the world on fire
Although fame is not my first desire
I'd rather be in love
But I need a shove

Yet I'll never set the world on fire
Although fame is not my first desire
I'd rather be in love
But I need a shove
To get back in the game or retire

The wild geese were flying at dawn

The wild geese were flying at dawn
I was watching but stifled a yawn

The wild geese were flying at dawn
I was watching but stifled a yawn
The early chorus

The wild geese were flying at dawn
I was watching but stifled a yawn
The early chorus
Too noisy for us

The wild geese were flying at dawn
I was watching but stifled a yawn
The early chorus
Too noisy for us
I'm back on the pillow, blinds drawn.

(Shall we try the funny place names again?)

A crabbit old man from Milngavie

A crabbit old man from Milngavie
Was trying to sit on the lavvie

A crabbit old man from Milngavie
Was trying to sit on the lavvie
The seat, he did miss

Sorry folks, lavvie does not rhyme. Some research needed?

Shall we try the funny place names again?)

A crabbit old man from Milngavie

Got it - " Mull guy "
Shall I go ahead May?

A crabbit old man from Milngavie
A walking stick, he wanted to buy

Crazy

A crabbit old man from Milngavie
A walking stick, he wanted to buy
He tried one for size

A crabbit old man from Milngavie
A walking stick, he wanted to buy
He tried one for size
But he thought it not wise

A crabbit old man from Milngavie
A walking stick, he wanted to buy
He tried one for size
But he thought it not wise
It was so long it might poke his eye.

This did not improve his bad temper

This did not improve his bad temper
His leg became even more limper