Corona virus blues

I heard the dog groomer has had her finances clipped.

The window cleaner says it's all a pane in the glass!

Just heard that the bakery in our village has run out of dough .

Hats off to the milliner - she’s had the interest capped on the loan .

Pedigree Petfoods has gone to the dogs ?

The Playboy Empire has gone bust .

But on a positive note agriculture is booming.. our local farmer is out standing in his field

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Not all bad news , combine harvester manufacturers are reaping the benefits.

Dunlop announces its workers are all tyred out

And KwikFit staff are exhausted

Dentists are down in the mouth about it.

Just heard the local butcher got the chop

The local fletcher is all of a quiver

The tennis pro has taken his eye off the ball

The village bakery is toast

My hairdresser says she wants to curl up and dye

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The setting section of the philharmonic orchestra declined to comment.

They didn't want to keep harping on about it.

Oh! The string section.

The local optician can't see a way through this.

On a more cheerful note the sex shop has seen a huge rise in its customers.

The anchor making business has sunk without trace

The local bookie says he bets he won’t be a millionaire this year
Shares in Ryan Air have just crashed

Even singers are feeling the effects.

Lulu has said it makes her want to shout.

With cars being off the roads tyre makers are seeing their profits go downhill.

Bicycle manufacturers are still managing to balance their books.

Manager of the local bookies said "I bet we won't be able to reopen anytime soon".

After many years of successful business the chiropodist thought she’d nailed it but now she’s having to toe the line

Condom manufacturers have claimed that their futures are safe, since they took precautions.