Limericks 14

I think newcomers aren’t moving on from page 1 and let’s face it life has moved on since then and were not allowed to go to the pub now! ?

Weather here’s improved if nothing else
The sun’s shining, out come the girls
Walking 6 foot apart
We must take heart

Welcome anyway Mollygo and gwenisgreat1 ? looking forward to hearing more from you.

Welcome all newcomers !!!

Weather here’s improved if nothing else
The sun’s shining, out come the girls
Walking 6 foot apart
We must take heart
We don't have to stay home, in our pearls.

I can manage two weeks alone at home

Ignore that☝️

I can cope with two weeks on my own

I can cope with two weeks on my own
I've Gransnet, the TV and phone

I can cope with two weeks on my own
I've Gransnet, the TV and phone
But if it drags on

I can cope with two weeks on my own
I`ve Gransnet, the TV and phone
But if it drags on
My resolve will be gone,

I can cope with two weeks on my own
I`ve Gransnet, the TV and phone
But if it drags on
My resolve will be gone,
My good intentions will be blown

But I’ve walked the dog first light

But I’ve walked the dog first light
After tossing and turning all night

But I’ve walked the dog first light
After tossing and turning all night
My thoughts running wild

But I’ve walked the dog first light
After tossing and turning all night
My thoughts running wild
Oh Lordy my dear child

Just coffee or tea
At home it will be
Wine at night
To help us sleep tight.

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But I’ve walked the dog first light
After tossing and turning all night
My thoughts running wild
Oh Lordy my dear child
I pray s/he will be alright!

This is a strange and sad Mother's Day

This is a strange and sad Mother's Day
The world is a weird place today

This is a strange and sad Mothers' Day,
The world is a weird place today.
No chance to dine out,

This is a strange and sad Mothers' day,
The world is a weird place today,
No chance to dine out,
But don't blubber and shout

This is a strange and sad Mothers' day,
The world is a weird place today,
No chance to dine out,
But don't blubber and shout
This too shall soon pass I say.

The sun is paying homage to us all

The sun is paying homage to us all
As we're following guidance overall

The sun is paying homage to us all
As we're following guidance overall
Sat in the garden

The sun is paying homage to us all
As we're following guidance overall
Sat in the garden
Our resolve will harden

The sun is paying homage to us all
As we're following guidance overall
Sat in the garden
Our resolve will harden
And when it's over we'll feel ten feet tall.

My neighbour has just bought a bloodhound

My neighbour has just bought a bloodhound
When it howls it's a blood curdling sound

My neighbour has just bought a bloodhound
When it howls it's a blood curdling sound
Ensures a six foot distance!

My neighbour has just bought a bloodhound
When it howls it's a blood curdling sound
Ensures a six foot distance!I
And at my insistence