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Jangran99 Sat 08-Feb-20 21:12:16

Carrying on .........
This road sweeper gloomily pushed his barrow
Through the streets, wide or narrow
Keeping an eye out
For treasures ,no doubt ( to keep the shape Granny)
Which he'll grab with the speed of an arrow!

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WOODMOUSE49 Mon 17-Aug-20 20:37:10

A young lad I know went to Crete,
Packed his white shorts, felt quite upbeat
Tanned legs now on show

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crazyH Mon 17-Aug-20 21:22:36

A young lad I know went to Crete,
Packed his white shorts, felt quite upbeat
Tanned legs now on show
Bare chest, all a glow

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Annum Mon 17-Aug-20 21:45:22

A young lad I know went to Crete,
Packed his white shorts, felt quite upbeat
Tanned legs now on show
Bare chest, all a glow
Such a pity about his feet!

He really should deal with his corns

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WOODMOUSE49 Mon 17-Aug-20 23:10:24

He really should deal with his corns
It's those stupid shoes, his mum warns

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crazyH Mon 17-Aug-20 23:26:29

He really should deal with his corns
It's those stupid shoes, his mum warns
Why don't you throw out

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WOODMOUSE49 Tue 18-Aug-20 00:34:20

He really should deal with his corns
It's those stupid shoes, his mum warns
Why don't you throw out
And then stop that pout

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henetha Tue 18-Aug-20 11:45:26

He really should deal with his corns
It's those stupid shoes, his mum warns
Why don't you throw out
And then stop that pout
Before your forehead grows horns.

You need some memory foam trainers

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crazyH Tue 18-Aug-20 17:07:47

You need some memory foam trainers
Their comfort has proved no-brainers

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Annum Tue 18-Aug-20 18:26:57

You need some memory foam trainers
Their comfort has proved no-brainers
Like walking on air

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Juliet27 Tue 18-Aug-20 18:52:38

You need some memory foam trainers
Their comfort has proved no-brainers
Like walking on air
I must get a pair

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lovebeigecardigans1955 Wed 19-Aug-20 12:49:18

You need some memory foam trainers
Their comfort has proved no-brainers
Like walking on air
I must get a pair
For feet they are great containers.

Timid Tommy from Tintagel

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Grany Wed 19-Aug-20 23:17:41

Timid Tommy from Tintagel
Was in truth really quite agile

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crazyH Thu 20-Aug-20 00:07:05

Timid Tommy from Tintagel
Was in truth really quite agile
He tiptoed on air

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Juliet27 Thu 20-Aug-20 00:43:54

Timid Tommy from Tintagel
Was in truth really quite agile
He tiptoed on air
Would not take a dare

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Jangran99 Fri 21-Aug-20 10:18:49

Timid Tommy from Tintagel
Was in truth really quite agile
He tiptoed on air
Would not take a dare
His self esteem was quite fragile.

Then he met Winnie from Worcester

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henetha Fri 21-Aug-20 10:39:35

Then he met Winnie from Worcester
And on his bicycle he pushed 'er

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lovebeigecardigans1955 Fri 21-Aug-20 13:20:42

Then he met Winnie from Worcester
And on his bicycle he pushed 'er
Up hill and down dale

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Annum Fri 21-Aug-20 15:03:55

Then he met Winnie from Worcester
And on his bicycle he pushed 'er
Up hill and down dale
‘Til breathless and pale

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Juliet27 Fri 21-Aug-20 19:33:52

Then he met Winnie from Worcester
And on his bicycle he pushed 'er
Up hill and down dale
‘Til breathless and pale
He was in need of a booster close!

Gardener Graham from Gloucester

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Jangran99 Fri 21-Aug-20 22:27:12

Gardener Graham from Gloucester
Courted sweet Marigold Foster

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Elrel Fri 21-Aug-20 22:34:54

Gardener Graham from Gloucester
Courted sweet Marigold Foster
With roses in a trug,

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Jangran99 Fri 21-Aug-20 22:59:37

Gardener Graham from Gloucester
Courted sweet Marigold Foster
With roses in a trug,
G&T in a jug

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Juliet27 Sat 22-Aug-20 09:01:59

Gardener Graham from Gloucester
Courted sweet Marigold Foster
With roses in a trug,
G&T in a jug
But still to Monty he lost her

I'm giving a tortoise a home

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Annum Sat 22-Aug-20 09:07:19

I'm giving a tortoise a home
Has only three legs, so won’t roam

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henetha Sat 22-Aug-20 12:50:14

I'm giving a tortoise a home
Has only three legs, so won’t roam
I'll find him a mate

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