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Jangran99 Sat 08-Feb-20 21:12:16

Carrying on .........
This road sweeper gloomily pushed his barrow
Through the streets, wide or narrow
Keeping an eye out
For treasures ,no doubt ( to keep the shape Granny)
Which he'll grab with the speed of an arrow!

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lovebeigecardigans1955 Sat 22-Aug-20 14:54:34

I'm giving a tortoise a home
Has only three legs, so won't roam
I'll find him a mate
A lettuce - good bait?

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Juliet27 Sat 22-Aug-20 16:32:48

I'm giving a tortoise a home
Has only three legs, so won't roam
I'll find him a mate
A lettuce - good bait?
He’s made friends with the garden gnome

I’ve started a menagerie

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Jangran99 Sat 22-Aug-20 23:21:35

I’ve started a menagerie
With a dog,a cat and a flea

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WOODMOUSE49 Sat 22-Aug-20 23:30:26

I’ve started a menagerie
With a dog, a cat and a flea
The dog chased the cat

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crazyH Sat 22-Aug-20 23:43:33

I’ve started a menagerie
With a dog, a cat and a flea
The dog chased the cat
He wanted the rat

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lovebeigecardigans1955 Sun 23-Aug-20 10:07:31

I've started a menagerie
With a doc, a cat and a flea
The dog chased the cat
He wanted the rat
But they all ran away- what tragedy.

They wanted to join the circus

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Annum Sun 23-Aug-20 12:52:52

They wanted to join the circus
Begged, pleaded and made a big fuss

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Jangran99 Sun 23-Aug-20 22:57:46

They wanted to join the circus
Begged, pleaded and made a big fuss
The flea felt at home

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Grany Sun 23-Aug-20 23:08:20

They wanted to join the circus
Begged, pleaded and made a big fuss
The flea felt at home
He wasn't alone

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Jangran99 Sun 23-Aug-20 23:18:36

Sorry Grany, but home and alone don't rhymegrin

They wanted to join the circus
Begged, pleaded and made a big fuss
The flea felt at home

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WOODMOUSE49 Sun 23-Aug-20 23:57:06

They wanted to join the circus
Begged, pleaded and made a big fuss
The flea felt at home
No desire to roam

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lovebeigecardigans1955 Mon 24-Aug-20 10:21:21

They wanted to join the circus
Begged, pleaded and made a big fuss
The flea felt at home
No desire to roam
He loved this life - his great purpose.

The cat and the dog ran back home

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WOODMOUSE49 Mon 24-Aug-20 10:33:50

The cat and the dog ran back home
Dog thought cat had Stockholm syndrome

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henetha Mon 24-Aug-20 10:42:43

The cat and the dog ran back home
Dog thought cat had Stockholm syndrome
Cat thought dog was barking mad

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WOODMOUSE49 Mon 24-Aug-20 10:51:10

The cat and the dog ran back home
Dog thought cat had Stockholm syndrome
Cat thought dog was barking mad
So took him to see dad

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lovebeigecardigans1955 Tue 25-Aug-20 09:30:57

The cat and the dog ran back home
Dog thought cat had Stockholm syndrome
Cat thought dog was barking mad
So took him to see dad
So never again will they roam.

In their basket they sleep entwined

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libra10 Tue 25-Aug-20 09:47:03

In their basket they sleep entwined
To do anything - disinclined

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Juliet27 Tue 25-Aug-20 22:28:12

In their basket they sleep entwined
To do anything - disinclined
They’re snug as a bug

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Tickledpink Tue 25-Aug-20 22:57:11

In their basket they sleep entwined
To do anything - disinclined
They’re snug as a bug
Wrapped up tight in a shrug

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lovebeigecardigans1955 Wed 26-Aug-20 09:45:03

In their basket they sleep entwined
To do anything - disinclined
They're snug as a bug
Wrapped up tight in a shrug
I'll not disturb them - I'm too kind.

Each day I call to them, "Walkies!"

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henetha Wed 26-Aug-20 10:22:31

Each day I call to them, "Walkies!"
So out we go, but I forgot the door keys"!

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Jangran99 Wed 26-Aug-20 14:12:15

A wee tweak to keep the rhythm ?

Each day I call to them, "Walkies!"
We go, but I forgot door keys"!
So on the way back

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WOODMOUSE49 Wed 26-Aug-20 14:20:21

Each day I call to them, "Walkies!"
We go, but I forgot door keys"!
So on the way back
I grabbed a quick snack

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Jangran99 Wed 26-Aug-20 14:34:39

Each day I call to them, "Walkies!"
We go, but I forgot door keys"!
So on the way back
I grabbed a quick snack
Also a big box of choccies.

I wish I had hidden a spare

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crazyH Wed 26-Aug-20 17:26:43

I wish I had hidden a spare
For the thieves, it would be a dare

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