The Alphabet Bar ( all welcome!)

Soop, respectable! ?
Ask her about her meeting with Santa at the Edinburgh meet up. ???

Traumatic memories for you Marydoll. Are you still having therapy for ptst?

Underwear? Oh yes soop has a lovely line in tartan thongs didn’t you know ?

Very interesting. I’m now visualising the virtuous Soop as a vamp with lovely long legs , a tartan thong , and very little else Noooo. Was it the vodka ?
More likely those legs belong to the vibrant and voluptuous Marydoll who’s got a vicious side ( those maths puzzles ) in spite of her innocent name ! What was SHE up to in Edinburg with Santa ?

Edinburgh. Oops.

Wispers and more whispers of the Chinese variety abounded.
It was thought at one point, that Miss Marydoll was having duodecimitic pregnancy.
It was just a rumour, it was actually octuplets!

X-rated stuff! Fake news! A pack of Chinese Whispers with bells on. I woz with Marydoll when she high-jacked Santa. I warned her but she took not a blind bit of notice. You know the outcome...

Yes soop we all remember! Only too well!

Zealously guarding secrets are you ?
Well then I’ll have to do what I always do when there’s a lack of good gossip. Make it up ! .
So have you heard about Lemongrove at the Christmas do ? Zut alors ! I knew she was no angel but .....

Oh dear. Did my internet connection fail then ?

If Mr Lemon or Lord L as she calls him ( he insists ) were to find out. I mean I couldn’t possible say but maybe someone will let the cat out of the bag

Ah I didn’t realise you saw lemon at the Christmas ball too geminil. What a display ?

Blatant wasn’t she ? Breaking all the rules . But I saw her bringing baubles out of her bra and I bet a lot of other people did too. So brazen.

Catty lot ? just envious of my magnificent frontage eh??
I have no need to stuff my bra with baubles.....tis all me!
Can’t say I didn’t warn you when I clap your noggins together if there are more calumnies about my boobies.?

Dare you call them boobies lemon? Gigantic crushing appendages I would say. That’s one reason you keep falling over.....the other is the ??

Especially when shes been on the waccy baccy Doodle. That's when all inhibitions go out the window. I think she was led astray by soop.

Firstly, I don’t think lemon ever had any inhibitions but she certainly throws her bits out there when she can. Yes I agree soop is a wild thing ?

Goodness knows what they're like when they out on the town together with Marydoll as well Its a good job you and me are such refined laydees Doodle.

Hang on a minute! You two refined ? Ho ho ho !

We must be gentle with Marydoll ‘cos she had a horrible headache today.

I will not have any aspersions cast in our direction Geminil.
chewy and I are very refined. We always drink our tea with our little fingers in the air. Why only yesterday I jabbed a waiter up the nose with mine and chewy scrubs up really well when she’s finished at the sewage works ?

Just when one thinks that one is being ridiculed...one is.

Karma will get 'em soop!

Let me remember chewy..... is Karma the chap who used to work behind the bar that soop had her eye on. Handsome young chap as I remember ?

Might be Doodle, tall, heavy set, big bushy red beard, a shock of jet black hair tied back in a pony tail, tattoos all down his arms of skulls and eagles, 3 nose piercings and those great big hoops pierced into both ear lobes? Bit of a vague description I know but there have been so many......

Like your description chewy but are you sure that’s not marydoll your describing? ?

Miss Marydoll will be so cross with you Doodle! You're heading for detention for *weeks^!