The Alphabet Bar ( all welcome!)

Might be a problem with the innocent looking faces soop. It's been a while since I was innocent, not sure I can remember what it looks like. Doodle does pretty good imitation though.

Let me see to the police ?‍♀️. Hello nice Mr policeman. No nothing to see here all law abiding folk in this establishment. Smoke you say, no I don’t think it’s coming from here. We are just sitting knitting with a cup of coffee. Ok Mr Policeman Bye........Phew! ?

My word Doodle; I've never seen such a good performance since I watched Laurence Olivier in Hamlet! You deserve a gong for that! Talking of bongs, can I have mine back now?

No I don’t think so chewy I think the nice policeman took it with him ?

Oh!

Perhaps he’ll give it back if you ask him nicely ?

What letter are we on now?? I've been brew tasting inebriated for a couple of days in the shed outside The Alpha's back door. ???
And before you tell me to keep up Doodle you know I can't read, I'm a physical learner (flouncing off in her RaRa ankle socks ... because Billy Fury's just kicked off on the jukebox)

Quite unacceptable ? Carillion. Miss Marydoll wouldn't be impressed. Take that Fury off the jukebox, we need to look prim and proper in case that very sexy nice policeman returns.

So do I ?

I think I got the wrong letter

Right on bladeannie but don’t worry I fixed it. ?
carillion you know you need help with that tasting. I’ll be right over ?

Shiver my timbers!!!! I'm all dolled up in my finery - white stilettos with a bow on the back, scarlet hot pants - and a Bardot top. Ready, willing and able to join in the tastings.

Truly soop you are a vision of loveliness. chewy better keep tight hold of her latest beau. ?

Haste ye soop, Doodles been making slurping noises for the past two hours from behind the shed green door. There'll be nothing left.

I’d better do a runner. The others are coming and I’ve drunk nearly everything. Hang on! ? wot happened to my legs. They’re not where I left them. I can’t seem to stand up. Ooh I feel a little strange. chewy chewy I need you. I think I’ve had too much to drink ?

Up you get , Doodle. Hang on to me. Let’s tie you to a tree just in case.
Nee nah nee nah. What do I hear ?

Just a minute there Doodle; have you been nibbling on those biscuits I left behind the outside lavvy? I made those with that bag of special herbs that soop left me. Only one way to tell if you're drunk or stoned..... how many fingers am I holding up?

Karma, Doodle, Karma! That will teach you to disrupt Miss Marydoll's maths class!

Keeling over in the playground, khaki gym knickers on display.

Kaleidoscopic pictures in your head! Krikey!!!!

Listen ! I’m hearing low lamentations from behind the lavvy - lovely long legs sticking up in the air. Let’s look behind the loo roll stash.

My vision is a bit blurry. 12 I think chewy. ? you have twelve fingers on each hand ?. Ooh I’m not feeling too good. ?

No more poteen for you, serves you right Doodle you must stop getting hammered by the middle of the day, it’s not good for you.
Nuts? They will line your tum and so will a Nespresso.

Oh! Lovely long legs you say Gemini, hmmmm, I wonder
Who they belong to, Doodle has short fat hairy ones ( as do most of us here)?

Psssst! Police passing by, hide behind the bar ?

Quite sure their not mine lemon, I’m sure they could be. Perhaps it’s soop you know what she’s like for showing her knickers ?

Really ? I thought Soop was a respectable , reliable sort not rebellious or raucous. Not that I’ve been in her renovated kitchen.

Can’t think it was her showing her knickers. ( She doesn’t wear ‘em. ) But maybe after a glass of rum or a white Russian ? She’s quite partial to a White Russian so I hear .