Limericks 12

But what kind of book should I read?
Self Help is probably what we need!
But I keep nodding off

But what kind of book should I read?
Self Help is probably what we need!

The only thing is to self isolate
Or the virus spread will accelerate
For we older folks
Should stay in and read books
Then the risks should all dissipate.

But what kind of book should I read?

The only thing is to self isolate
Or the virus spread will accelerate
For we older folks
Should stay in and read books

The only thing is to self isolate
Or the virus spread will accelerate
For we older folks

The only thing is to self isolate
Or the virus spread will accelerate

This virus from China is growing
And many a bad seed it is sowing
On the bus, someone sneezed
And another one wheezed
Thus spreading their germs all unknowing

The only thing is to self isolate

This virus from China is growing
And many a bad seed it is sowing
On the bus, someone sneezed
And another one wheezed

This virus from China is growing
And many a bad seed it is sowing
On the bus, someone sneezed

This virus from China is growing
And many a bad seed it is sowing

A medical practitioner from Poole
Was held up to some ridicule
His hands were so clammy,
When he examined poor Mammy
That some people said he was cruel.

This virus from China is growing

A medical practitioner from Poole
Was held up to some ridicule
His hands were so clammy,
When he examined poor Mammy

A medical practitioner from Poole
Was held up to some ridicule
His hands were so clammy,

A medical practitioner from Poole
Was held up to some ridicule

A little old lady from Stow-on-the-Wold
Was locally known as a bit of a scold
Her voice could break glass
Cross her land, was to trespass
She could easily make your blood run cold

A medical practitioner from Poole

A little old lady from Stow-on-the-Wold
Was locally known as a bit of a scold
Her voice could break glass
Cross her land, was to trespass

A little old lady from Stow-on-the-Wold
Was locally known as a bit of a scold
Her voice could break glass

A little old lady from Stow-on-the-Wold
Was locally known as a bit of a scold

Back at work after a break and it's sunny!
I'll work hard and make plenty of money
Wish it was the perfect job
Never mind, it brings in the bob
But it’s hardly a land of milk and honey

A little old lady from Stow-on-the-Wold

Back at work after a break and it's sunny!
I'll work hard and make plenty of money
Wish it was the perfect job
Never mind, it brings in the bob

Back at work after a break and it's sunny!
I'll work hard and make plenty of money
Wish it was the perfect job

Back at work after a break and it’s sunny!!
I'll work hard and make plenty of money

We`ll spend the day at the races
Then afterwards be feeding our faces,
I`ll wear my best hat
Oh! squashed by the cat!
That’ll reduce my airs and graces.

Back at work after a break and it’s sunny!!

We`ll spend the day at the races
Then afterwards be feeding our faces,
I`ll wear my best hat
Oh no! It`s been squashed by the cat!

We`ll spend the day at the races
Then afterwards be feeding our faces,
I'll wear my best hat