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Juliet27 Tue 22-Oct-19 06:58:01

Continuing from 9

I was tempted to conjure a spell
Leave the house with a horrible smell

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lovebeigecardigans1955 Sat 02-Nov-19 08:31:31

I'll be having my flu jab this morning
Must get out of bed, but still yawning

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Bellanonna Sat 02-Nov-19 09:02:36

I'll be having my flu jab this morning
Must get out of bed, but still yawning
My arm might be sore

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Juliet27 Sat 02-Nov-19 10:08:04

I'll be having my flu jab this morning
Must get out of bed, but still yawning
My arm might be sore
But best not ignore

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henetha Sat 02-Nov-19 11:05:31

I'll be having my flu jab this morning
Must get out of bed, but still yawning
My arm might be sore
But best not ignore
'Cos flu can strike without warning.

I'm going to start Christmas shopping

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Juliet27 Sat 02-Nov-19 11:25:20

I'm going to start Christmas shopping
And continue ‘til I’m dropping

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crazyH Sat 02-Nov-19 11:35:37

I'm going to start Christmas shopping
And continue ‘til I’m dropping
And when I'm done

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Quesera Sat 02-Nov-19 20:01:26

I'm going to start Christmas shopping
And continue ‘til I’m dropping
And when I'm done
It’s my turn for fun

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Jangran99 Sat 02-Nov-19 20:22:02

I'm going to start Christmas shopping
And continue ‘til I’m dropping
And when I'm done
It’s my turn for fun
Then their eyes will be popping!

Wait 'til they see me let my hair down

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callgirl1 Sun 03-Nov-19 00:06:48

Wait till they see me let my hair down
Tonight`s the night to paint the town,

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crazyH Sun 03-Nov-19 00:11:28

Wait till they see me let my hair down
Tonight`s the night to paint the town,
What time do the clubs shut?

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Juliet27 Sun 03-Nov-19 07:13:52

Wait till they see me let my hair down
Tonight`s the night to paint the town,
What time do the clubs shut?
You’ll end up half-cut

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lovebeigecardigans1955 Sun 03-Nov-19 09:09:51

Wait till they see me let my hair down
Tonight's the night to paint the town
What time do the clubs shut?
You'll end up half-cut
My behaviour may cause you a frown.

But nowadays I tend to fall asleep

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Juliet27 Sun 03-Nov-19 10:09:10

But nowadays I tend to fall asleep
Two glasses of wine, awake I can’t keep

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Jangran99 Sun 03-Nov-19 11:35:12

But nowadays I tend to fall asleep
Two glasses of wine, awake I can’t keep
Gone are the days

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Bellanonna Sun 03-Nov-19 11:58:17

But nowadays I tend to fall asleep
Two glasses of wine, awake I can’t keep
Gone are the days
Of my merrymaking phase

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WOODMOUSE49 Sun 03-Nov-19 14:54:51

But nowadays I tend to fall asleep
Two glasses of wine, awake I can’t keep
Gone are the days
Of my merrymaking phase
Oh No! I can't but weep.

Games on GN keep me alert

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Granniesunite Sun 03-Nov-19 15:06:14

Games on GN keep me alert
Tin noo I was happy tae play my pairt

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FarNorth Sun 03-Nov-19 16:33:03

Games on GN keep me alert
Tin noo I was happy tae play my pairt
I rattle my brain cells

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Juliet27 Sun 03-Nov-19 16:50:00

Games on GN keep me alert
Tin noo I was happy tae play my pairt
I rattle my brain cells
Hope to ring a few bells

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crazyH Sun 03-Nov-19 17:27:20

Games on GN keep me alert
Tin noo I was happy tae play my pairt
I rattle my brain cells
Hope to ring a few bells
After all, it doesn't really matt - er

I wanted to go to church today

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Juliet27 Sun 03-Nov-19 17:32:25

I wanted to go to church today
But an awful hangover got in the way

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Granniesunite Sun 03-Nov-19 17:32:41

I wanted to go to church today
To spend time in the quiet to listen to pray

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Quesera Sun 03-Nov-19 20:47:30

I wanted to go to church today
But an awful hangover got in the way
My head is throbbing, I feel ill

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FarNorth Sun 03-Nov-19 21:59:17

I wanted to go to church today
But an awful hangover got in the way
My head is throbbing, I feel ill
I cannot cope cos I'm over the hill

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callgirl1 Sun 03-Nov-19 22:16:19

I wanted to go to church today
But an awful hangover got in the way
My head is throbbing, I feel ill
I cannot cope cos I`m over the hill
Too old for a roll in the hay!

I should sit at home playing dominoes

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