Limericks 11

Had lazy day with nothing to do
Cleaned out the cage of my cockatoo
Then lounged about with my tea
And drank at least twenty-three
And ran to and fro to the loo!

A trip to the supermarket I can’t avoid

A trip to the supermarket I can’t avoid
My frig is empty and cupboards void

A trip to the supermarket I can’t avoid
My frig is empty and cupboards void
With a purse full of cash

A trip to the supermarket I can’t avoid
My frig is empty and cupboards void
With a purse full of cash
For a birthday bash

A trip to the supermarket I can’t avoid
My frig is empty and cupboards void
With a purse full of cash
For a birthday bash
If there's a queue I'll be so annoyed.

I'm just loving Strictly this year

I'm just loving Strictly this year
Lots of talent and pretty gear

I`m just loving Strictly this year
Lots of talent and pretty gear
My favourite is Anton

I`m just loving Strictly this year
Lots of talent and pretty gear
My favourite is Anton
He carries the baton

I`m just loving Strictly this year
Lots of talent and pretty gear
My favourite is Anton
He carries the baton
And those tight trousers show off his rear.

So, tell me, would you like to dance?

So, tell me, would you like to dance?
With Anton? Give me half a chance

So, tell me, would you like to dance?
With Anton? Give me half a chance
In sequins and tulle

So, tell me, would you like to dance?
With Anton? Give me half a chance
In sequins and tulle
To party at Yule

So, tell me, would you like to dance?
With Anton? Give me half a chance
In sequins and tulle
To party at Yule
I’d waltz around in a trance

But what if Anton’s fully booked?

But what if Anton’s fully booked?
There's other hunks around, 'cos I've looked!

But what if Anton’s fully booked?
There's other hunks around, 'cos I've looked!
We'll whizz round the floor

But what if Anton’s fully booked?
There's other hunks around, 'cos I've looked!
We'll whizz round the floor
And then an encore

But what if Anton’s fully booked?
There's other hunks around, 'cos I've looked!
We'll whizz round the floor
And then an encore
And hopefully I’ll have the hunk hooked

Will this be another strictly affair

Will this be another strictly affair
D'you think any of them would dare?

Will this be another strictly affair
D'you think any of them would dare?
They'd be hounded by press

Will this be another strictly affair
D'you think any of them would dare?
They'd be hounded by press
Not a minute can they rest

Will this be another strictly affair
D'you think any of them would dare?
They'd be hounded by press
Not a minute can they rest
Buy maybe they don't really care.

I say! Let's all travel to Goa

I say! Let's all travel to Goa
In these floods you'd travel like Noah

I say! Let's all travel to Goa
In these floods you'd travel like Noah
Well I’ve got a canoe

I say! Let's all travel to Goa
In these floods you'd travel like Noah
Well I’ve got a canoe
And paddles too

I say! Let's all travel to Goa
In these floods you'd travel like Noah
Well, I've got a canoe
And paddles too
Please help, I'm not a strong rower.

Perhaps we could add an outboard motor