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Limericks 11

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Juliet27 Tue 22-Oct-19 06:58:01

Continuing from 9

I was tempted to conjure a spell
Leave the house with a horrible smell

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Bellanonna Tue 12-Nov-19 12:26:41

Perhaps we could add an outboard motor
We could then increase our passenger quota

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WOODMOUSE49 Tue 12-Nov-19 13:11:21

Perhaps we could add an outboard motor
We could then increase our passenger quota
Speed no problem then

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Juliet27 Tue 12-Nov-19 19:32:50

Perhaps we could add an outboard motor
We could then increase our passenger quota
Speed no problem then
But just room for ten

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WOODMOUSE49 Tue 12-Nov-19 23:52:14

Perhaps we could add an outboard motor
We could then increase our passenger quota
Speed no problem then
But just room for ten
And that man wearing the boater

Hope tomorrow comes and goes quickly

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crazyH Wed 13-Nov-19 00:02:43

Hope tomorrow comes and goes quickly
I've got a flujab and it's always so prickly

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WOODMOUSE49 Wed 13-Nov-19 10:01:18

Hope tomorrow comes and goes quickly
I've got a flujab and it's always so prickly
Then it's off to get my tooth fixed

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henetha Thu 14-Nov-19 11:32:31

Hope tomorrow comes and goes quickly
I've got a flujab and it's always so prickly
Then it's off to get my tooth fixed
Hope to eat a sandwich betwixt

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crazyH Thu 14-Nov-19 11:37:44

Hope tomorrow comes and goes quickly
I've got a flujab and it's always so prickly
Then it's off to get my tooth fixed
Hope to eat a sandwich betwixt
And sort out my nose, so trickly.

Its raining outside, but I'm cosy and warm

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lovebeigecardigans1955 Thu 14-Nov-19 12:32:37

It's raining outside, but I'm cosy and warm
But as it's winter, it's very much the norm

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Gemini1789 Thu 14-Nov-19 12:35:40

It's raining outside, but I'm cosy and warm
But as it's winter, it's very much the norm
I long for the spring ,

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crazyH Thu 14-Nov-19 12:51:04

It's raining outside, but I'm cosy and warm
But as it's winter, it's very much the norm
I long for the spring ,
To hear the birds sing

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WOODMOUSE49 Thu 14-Nov-19 14:21:47

It's raining outside, but I'm cosy and warm
But as it's winter, it's very much the norm
I long for the spring ,
To hear the birds sing
Now the skies are full of the oncoming storm

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WOODMOUSE49 Thu 14-Nov-19 14:22:51

New line blush

Selling up to live somewhere sunny

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Oldandverygrey Thu 14-Nov-19 14:49:10

Selling up to live somewhere sunny
The children thinks that's quite funny

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Jangran99 Thu 14-Nov-19 16:11:37

Selling up to live somewhere sunny
The children think that's quite funny
I’m going ahead

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Juliet27 Thu 14-Nov-19 16:39:42

Selling up to live somewhere sunny
The children think that's quite funny
I’m going ahead
I’m off to the Med

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Bellanonna Thu 14-Nov-19 17:09:38

Selling up to live somewhere sunny
The children think that's quite funny
I’m going ahead
I’m off to the Med
Believe me, I’m one happy bunny!

I shall open a restaurant in Spain

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Jangran99 Thu 14-Nov-19 17:13:50

I shall open a restaurant in Spain
If successful it could be a chain

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crazyH Thu 14-Nov-19 17:54:30

I shall open a restaurant in Spain
If successful it could be a chain
Money I'll make

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Juliet27 Thu 14-Nov-19 18:10:18

I shall open a restaurant in Spain
If successful it could be a chain
Money I'll make
From my initial stake

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crazyH Thu 14-Nov-19 19:04:46

I shall open a restaurant in Spain
If successful it could be a chain
Money I'll make
From my initial stake
Then I’ll start all over again

This time I’ll explore America

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callgirl1 Thu 14-Nov-19 22:02:04

This time I`ll explore America
But I`ll be using a brand new monicker,

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crazyH Thu 14-Nov-19 22:06:50

This time I`ll explore America
But I`ll be using a brand new monicker,
They love good food

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callgirl1 Thu 14-Nov-19 23:48:53

This time I`ll explore America
But I`ll be using a brand new monicker,
They love good food
Are rarely rude,

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BradfordLass72 Fri 15-Nov-19 09:24:45

This time I`ll explore America
But I`ll be using a brand new monicker,
They love good food
Are rarely rude
But they're guns when it comes to harmonica

And as proof I shall site Larry Adler

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