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Limericks 10

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Jangran99 Wed 21-Aug-19 08:09:49

Carrying on from 8

He fell from the tree to the ground
Paul had ear muffs, didn`t hear a sound
He found Saul all of a heap
He was having a weep,
Climbing is dangerous , he found

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callgirl1 Mon 02-Sept-19 00:34:40

Sorry, forgot!

Those can-can dancers sure kick up a storm

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crazyH Mon 02-Sept-19 00:39:05

Those can-can dancers sure kick up a storm
In Paris that's no problem, it's just the norm,

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Elrel Mon 02-Sept-19 00:48:06

Those can-can dancers sure kick up a storm
In Paris that's no problem, it's just the norm,
Their legs are so long

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Doodledog Mon 02-Sept-19 01:11:47

That they can’t get it wrong

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BradfordLass72 Mon 02-Sept-19 02:43:33

Those can-can dancers sure kick up a storm
In Paris that's no problem, it's just the norm,
Their legs are so long
That they can’t get it wrong
Back somersault seen as good form

As for me, well I can't dance a step

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lovebeigecardigans1955 Mon 02-Sept-19 09:16:56

As for me, I can't dance a step
Even with loads of gusto and pep

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crazyH Mon 02-Sept-19 09:24:03

As for me, I can't dance a step
Even with loads of gusto and pep
My two left feet

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henetha Mon 02-Sept-19 10:29:59

As for me, I can't dance a step
Even with loads of gusto and pep
My two left feet,
Although very neat

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crazyH Mon 02-Sept-19 15:36:56

As for me, I can't dance a step
Even with loads of gusto and pep
My two left feet,
Although very neat
At dancing, they are not adept.

Thought I'd give Rugby a go

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Jangran99 Mon 02-Sept-19 22:20:35

Thought I'd give Rugby a go
But on second thoughts, no

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crazyH Mon 02-Sept-19 22:24:29

Thought I'd give Rugby a go
But on second thoughts, no
My skinny legs

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Jangran99 Mon 02-Sept-19 22:38:36

Thought I'd give Rugby a go
But on second thoughts, no
My skinny legs
Resemble tent pegs

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crazyH Mon 02-Sept-19 23:45:19

Thought I'd give Rugby a go
But on second thoughts, no
My skinny legs
Resemble tent pegs
So definitely a no-no

What about football, I thought

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WOODMOUSE49 Tue 03-Sept-19 00:36:25

What about football, I thought
I'm pretty good but self taught

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Jangran99 Tue 03-Sept-19 06:24:41

What about football, I thought
I'm pretty good but self taught
The off-side rule

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BradfordLass72 Tue 03-Sept-19 06:44:18

What about football, I thought
I'm pretty good but self taught
The off-side rule
And Beckham? He's cool

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Jangran99 Tue 03-Sept-19 06:52:44

What about football, I thought
I'm pretty good but self taught
The off-side rule
And Beckham? He's cool
Though derbies can be very fraught

A handsome young lad went to sea

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lovebeigecardigans1955 Tue 03-Sept-19 08:57:51

A handsome young lad went to sea
He packed loads of biscuits and tea

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henetha Tue 03-Sept-19 09:37:01

A handsome young lad went to sea
He packed loads of biscuits and tea
But a nearby whale

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Jangran99 Tue 03-Sept-19 10:41:13

A handsome young lad went to sea
He packed loads of biscuits and tea
But a nearby whale
Turned him quite pale

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Grannycool52 Tue 03-Sept-19 14:47:57

A handsome young lad went to sea
He packed loads of biscuits and tea
But a nearby whale
Turned him quite pale
And so he decided to flee.

He fled to an island deserted

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callgirl1 Tue 03-Sept-19 17:48:10

He fled to an island deserted
So around it at first he skirted

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grandtanteJE65 Tue 03-Sept-19 17:59:14

He fled to an island deserted
So around it at first he skirted
He then built a hut

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crazyH Tue 03-Sept-19 18:05:49

He fled to an island deserted
So around it at first he skirted
He then built a hut
But then, got into a rut

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crazyH Tue 03-Sept-19 18:06:29

He fled to an island deserted
So around it at first he skirted
He then built a hut
But, got into a rut

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