Limericks 10

He clambered onto the bank to dry off
And had a huge sneeze and a bad cough
Then brought up a newt
Oh what a beaut !

He clambered onto the bank to dry off
And had a huge sneeze and a bad cough
Then brought up a newt
Oh what a beaut !
It resembled a younger Frank Bough

My favourite soup must be seafood

My favourite soup must be seafood
With delicious fishy flavours imbued

My favourite soup must be seafood
With delicious fishy flavours imbued
Hmm seafood I avoid

My favourite soup must be seafood
With delicious fishy flavours imbued
Hmm seafood I avoid
Just the smell, and I'm annoyed

My favourite soup must be seafood
With delicious fishy flavours imbued
Hmm seafood I avoid
Just the smell, and I'm annoyed
Well I'd eat it every day if I could

The soup I detest is one with lentils

The soup I detest is one with lentils
They get well and stuck in my dentals.

The soup I detest is one with lentils
They get well and stuck in my dentals.
It's tomato for me

The soup I detest is one with lentils
They get well and stuck in my dentals.
It's tomato for me
Lentils are definitely beastly

The soup I detest is one with lentils
They get well and stuck in my dentals.
It's tomato for me
Lentils are definitely beastly
Though loved by certain Continentals!

Done it again, brain not engaged!

But veggie soup is good and filling

But veggie soup is good and filling
Gaspacho’s nice but first needs chilling

But veggie soup is good and filling
Gaspacho’s nice but first needs chilling
Our tastes are diverse

But veggie soup is good and filling
Gaspacho’s nice but first needs chilling
Our tastes are diverse
Some are easy on the purse

But veggie soup is good and filling
Gaspacho’s nice but first needs chilling
Our tastes are diverse
Some are easy on the purse
But some can even make a killing.

A little dog lived down our lane

A little dog lived down our lane
It's consistent barking was a pain

A little dog lived down our lane
It`s consistent barking was a pain
I attempted to gag it,

A little dog lived down our lane
It`s consistent barking was a pain
I attempted to gag it,
But got bit

A little dog lived down our lane
It`s consistent barking was a pain
I attempted to gag it,
But got bit
Thank Heavens, it wasn't a Great Dane.

I desperately need some love in the air

I desperately need some love in the air
I want to be part of a loving pair

I desperately need some love in the air
I want to be part of a loving pair
I don’t want a ring

I desperately need some love in the air
I want to be part of a loving pair
I don’t want a ring
Or a passing fling

I desperately need some love in the air
I want to be part of a loving pair
I don’t want a ring
Or a passing fling
Just a steamy, exotic affaire!

But I'm stuck with a little, bald bloke

But I'm stuck with a little, bald bloke
And no lust does he manage to evoke

But I'm stuck with a little, bald bloke
And no lust does he mange to evoke
I'll dream of that man on the telly