Limericks 10

The wind is a-howling and moaning
Arctic chill and I feel like a-groaning
So winter is upon us
Woolly undies are a bonus

It would be nice to live on a small island, with no rules and regs, and all is silent. With palm trees above, and the one that I love.....

bigcoll, are you trying to sabotage all our games - won't work - I noticed you are trying it on another game as well. ? Anyway:
The wind is a-howling and moaning
Arctic chill and I feel like a-groaning
So winter is upon us
Woolly undies are a bonus
And my long johns need ironing.

My coins are ready for the Halloween 'trickers'

My coins are ready for the Halloween 'trickers'
Safely stowed in a pocket in my knickers

My coins are ready for the Halloween 'trickers'
Safely stowed in a pocket in my knickers
Beware those who knock on my door

My coins are ready for the Halloween 'trickers'
Safely stowed in a pocket in my knickers
Beware those who knock on my door
For my plan has a bit of a flaw

My coins are ready for the Halloween 'trickers'
Safely stowed in a pocket in my knickers
Beware those who knock at my door
For my plan has a bit of a flaw
Maybe I'll just hand over a bar of Snickers.

But oh dear, my undies aren't fit to be seen

But oh dear, my undies aren't fit to be seen
The 'lastic has stretched and the crutch has gone green

But oh dear, my undies aren't fit to be seen
The lastic has stretched and the crutch has gone green
Dare I hang them on the line

But oh dear, my undies aren't fit to be seen
The lastic has stretched and the crutch has gone green
Dare I hang them on the line
Do you think that will be fine ?

But oh dear, my undies aren't fit to be seen
The lastic has stretched and the crutch has gone green
Dare I hang them on the line
Do you think that will be fine ?
The neighbours will think I'm very mean.

It's time I bought some new knickers

It`s time I bought some new knickers
Ones that have removable stickers

It`s time I bought some new knickers
Ones that have removable stickers
Perhaps a thong!

It`s time I bought some new knickers
Ones that have removable stickers
Perhaps a thong!
No, that's just wrong

It`s time I bought some new knickers
Ones that have removable stickers
Perhaps a thong!
No, that's just wrong
It's got to be big knickers - that figures!

I hate walking the dog in the rain

I hate walking the dog in the rain
He looks at me with such disdain,

I hate walking the dog in the rain
He looks at me with such disdain,
He's muddier than me

I hate walking the dog in the rain
He looks at me with such disdain,
He`s muddier than me
No wellies you see,

I hate walking the dog in the rain
He looks at me with such disdain,
He`s muddier than me
No wellies you see,
I'm sure he thinks I'm insane.

An unfortunate drunkard from Leeds

An unfortunate drunkard from Leeds
Fell into a pond full of weeds

An unfortunate drunkard from Leeds
Fell into a pond full of weeds
With mouth opened wide

An unfortunate drunkard from Leeds
Fell into a pond full of weeds
With mouth opened wide
He clung on to the side

An unfortunate drunkard from Leeds
Fell into a pond full of weeds
With mouth opened wide
He clung onto the side
As he got into a tangle with the reeds.

He clambered onto the bank to dry off

He clambered onto the bank to dry off
And had a huge sneeze and a bad cough

He clambered onto the bank to dry off
And had a huge sneeze and a bad cough
Then brought up a newt