Limericks 10

I`m a baker, but not a cake maker,
My sponge sinks, forming a crater
So I fill it with cream
That works like a dream

Im a baker, but not a cake maker,
My sponge sinks, forming a crater,
So I fill it with cream
It will taste like a dream

I`m a baker, but not a cake maker,
My sponge sinks, forming a crater
So I fill it with cream
That works like a dream
I'll save some for later.

I'll have it with my cup of tea

I'll have it with my cup of tea
On a tray upon my knee

I'll have it with my cup of tea
On a tray upon my knee
Warm and sweet

I'll have it with my cup of tea
On a tray upon my knee
Warm and sweet
Afternoon treat

I’ll have it with my cup of tea
On a tray upon my knee
Warm and sweet
Afternoon treat
Such a simple pleasure for me!

Today I found a shiny conker

Today I found a shiny conker
Hubby thought I was bonkers

Today I found a shiny conker
Hubby thought I was bonkers.
It deters spiders

Today I found a shiny conker
Hubby thought I was bonkers.
It deters spiders
Those nasty hiders

Today I found a shiny conker
Hubby thought I was bonkers
It deters spiders
Those nasty hiders
But maybe I'm being a plonker.

The rain is splashing down like stair rods

The rain is splashing down like stair rods
I can't get out to do all the gardening jobs

The rain is splashing down like stair rods
I can't get out to do all the gardening jobs
But they'll be here when I'm not

The rain is splashing down like stair rods
I can't get out to do all the gardening jobs
But they'll be here when I'm not
So I don't care a jot!

The rain is splashing down like stair rods
I can't get out to do all the gardening jobs
But they'll be here when I'm not
So I don't care a jot
The weather's in the lap of the gods.

The 'end of season' sale, lasts all year

The end of season sale lasts all year
Is that good news I hear?

The end of season sale lasts all year
Is that good news I hear?
Depends on your pockets

The end of season sale lasts all year
Is that good news I hear?
Depends on your pockets
Do they only hold dockets?

The end of season sale lasts all year
Is that good news I hear?
Depends on your pockets
Do they only hold dockets?
Found what I want. Off to the cashier

Paul, from Poole, wanted a pet

Paul, from Poole, wanted a pet
He rather fancied an avocet,

Paul, from Poole, wanted a pet
He rather fancied an avocet,
His mum said "No"

Paul, from Poole, wanted a pet
He rather fancied an avocet,
His mum said "No"
She'd rather have a doe

Paul, from Poole, wanted a pet
He rather fancied an avocet,
His mum said "No"
She'd rather have a doe
So they'll ask the advice of a vet.

He suggested they purchase a rabbit

He suggested they purchase a rabbit
But don`t start to make it a habit,

He suggested they purchase a rabbit
She gave him the money,to indulge his habit