Limericks 10

He suggested they purchase a rabbit
But don`t start to make it a habit,
And if you buy two

He suggested they purchase a rabbit
But don`t start to make it a habit,
And if you buy two
Then Whoopedeedoo!

He suggested they purchase a rabbit
But don`t start to make it a habit,
And if you buy two
Then Whoopedeedoo!
The result will soon make you wabbit (Scots)

You'll soon have enough skins for coat

You'll soon have enough skins for coat,
Which would blend with the skin of a stoat

You'll soon have enough skins for a coat
Which would blend with the skin of a stoat
It'll be so cosy and warm

You'll soon have enough skins for a coat
Which would blend with the skin of a stout
It'll be so cosy and warm
Shelter from a snowstorm

You'll soon have enough skins for a coat
Which would blend with the skin of a stout
It'll be so cosy and warm
Shelter from a snowstorm
Your looks will make everyone gloat

Sue from Surrey will be seventy this year

Sue from Surrey will e seventy this year
Seventy is not a number to fear

Sue from Surrey will e seventy this year
Seventy is not a number to fear

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Sue from Surrey will e seventy this year
Seventy is not a number to fear
It's the new fifty you know

Sue from Surrey will be seventy this year
Seventy is not a number to fear
It's the new fifty you know
She should party and glow

Sue from Surrey will be seventy this year
Seventy is not a number to fear
It's the new fifty you know
She should party and glow
As eighty soon will draw near.

There was a young lad from West Bromwich

There was a young lad from West Bromwich
Who tried but couldn't reach that itch

There was a young lad from West Bromwich
Who tried but couldn't reach that itch
It was driving him crazy

There was a young lad from West Bromwich
Who tried but couldn't reach that itch
It was driving him crazy
So he called out to Macy

There was a young lad from West Bromwich
Who tried but couldn`t reach that itch
It was driving him crazy
So he called out to Macy
Who was well known to be a white witch.

She cast one of her very best spells,

She cast one of her very best spells,
Including strange mumbling and smells

She cast one of her very best spells,
Including strange mumbling and smells
She sprinkled black dust

She cast one of her very best spells,
Including strange mumbling and smells
She sprinkled black dust
Which aroused feelings of lust,

She cast one of her very best spells,
Including strange mumbling and smells
She sprinkled black dust
Which aroused feelings of lust,
And the West Bromwich lad ended up in the cells.

The relentless downpours has kept me indoors

The relentless downpour has kept me indoors
I was up all night 'cos my husband snores

The relentless downpour has kept me indoors
I was up all night 'cos my husband snores
It was driving me mad

The relentless downpour has kept me indoors
I was up all night 'cos my husband snores
It was driving me mad
So I took out my iPad

The relentless downpour has kept me indoors
I was up all night 'cos my husband snores
It was driving me mad
So I took out my iPad
For a virtual shop round the stores.

This is easier than going to town

This is easier than going to town
And traipsing through cobbles and stone