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FarNorth Thu 08-Aug-19 23:53:06

I really don`t mind being hirsute
My hair's glossy and really quite cute

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FarNorth Wed 21-Aug-19 21:08:31

My cat's just brought me a present
A dead prey is not very pleasant
So, straight in the bin

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Jangran99 Wed 21-Aug-19 21:39:14

My cat's just brought me a present
A dead prey is not very pleasant
So, straight in the bin
And I'm keeping her in

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BradfordLass72 Wed 21-Aug-19 21:53:38

My cat's just brought me a present
A dead prey is not very pleasant
But roasted with garlic

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Jangran99 Wed 21-Aug-19 22:10:33

Sorry,too late wink

My cat's just brought me a present
A dead prey is not very pleasant
So, straight in the bin
And I'm keeping her in

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callgirl1 Wed 21-Aug-19 23:55:18

My cat`s just brought me a present
A dead prey is not very pleasant
So, straight in the bin
And I`m keeping her in
Until she learns how to catch pheasant

Pheasants just walk in the road

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Jangran99 Wed 21-Aug-19 23:59:16

Pheasants just walk in the road
We had a recent episode

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crazyH Thu 22-Aug-19 00:02:07

Pheasants just walk in the road
We had a recent episode
The local lad

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Jangran99 Thu 22-Aug-19 00:55:05

Pheasants just walk in the road
We had a recent episode
The local lad
Got very mad

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henetha Thu 22-Aug-19 10:31:37

Pheasants just walk in the road
We had a recent episode
The local lad
Got very mad
When he swerved and ran over a toad.

So he went to the pub to recover

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FarNorth Thu 22-Aug-19 10:40:42

So he went to the pub to recover
And had a good moan to his lover

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Elrel Thu 22-Aug-19 12:02:37

So he went to the pub to recover
And had a good moan to his lover
Very soon he was drunk

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Jangran99 Thu 22-Aug-19 12:08:06

So he went to the pub to recover
And had a good moan to his lover
Very soon he was drunk
From the pints he'd sunk

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FarNorth Thu 22-Aug-19 13:50:39

So he went to the pub to recover
And had a good moan to his lover
Very soon he was drunk
From the pints he'd sunk
And his lady said "You're too much bother."

Modern young ladies all know what they want

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callgirl1 Thu 22-Aug-19 18:00:14

Modern young ladies all know what they want,
A mysterious parcel delivered poste restante

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FarNorth Thu 22-Aug-19 18:19:49

Modern young ladies all know what they want,
A mysterious parcel delivered poste restante
A gift oh so chic

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crazyH Thu 22-Aug-19 19:02:28

Modern young ladies all know what they want,
A mysterious parcel delivered poste restante
A gift oh so chic
It wasn't her pick

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WOODMOUSE49 Thu 22-Aug-19 20:41:35

Modern young ladies all know what they want,
A mysterious parcel delivered poste restante
A gift oh so chic
It wasn't her pick
The label says it from her great great aunt.

The aunt has a weird sense of humour

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Grannycool52 Thu 22-Aug-19 20:44:24

Modern young ladies all know what they want
A mysterious parcel delivered Poste Restante
A gift oh so chic
It wasn't her pick
Not something she'd be keen to flaunt.

Aunt Mabel had somewhat unusual tastes

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Elrel Thu 22-Aug-19 20:44:45

Modern young ladies all know what they want,
A mysterious parcel delivered poste restante
A gift oh so chic
It wasn't her pick
So she passed it onto her aunt

There was a young fellow from Rye

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Grannycool52 Thu 22-Aug-19 20:45:05

Oops, sorry Woodmouse

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Grannycool52 Thu 22-Aug-19 20:48:39

The aunt has a weird sense of humour
She decided to spread a mad rumour

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WOODMOUSE49 Thu 22-Aug-19 20:55:55

The aunt has a weird sense of humour
She decided to spread a mad rumour
Said I was expecting triplets

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FarNorth Fri 23-Aug-19 11:46:00

The aunt has a weird sense of humour
She decided to spread a mad rumour
Said I was expecting triplets
And living on giblets

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crazyH Fri 23-Aug-19 14:20:02

The aunt has a weird sense of humour
She decided to spread a mad rumour
Said I was expecting triplets
And living on giblets
Glad though it wasn't a tumour.

She loved to treat all to her giblets stew

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callgirl1 Fri 23-Aug-19 17:53:20

She loved to treat all to her giblets stew
Folk wouldn`t eat it if only they knew

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