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FarNorth Thu 08-Aug-19 23:53:06

I really don`t mind being hirsute
My hair's glossy and really quite cute

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callgirl1 Wed 21-Aug-19 00:12:07

My favourite drink is a brandy
I prefer it to a bar of candy
It warms up my cockles

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FarNorth Wed 21-Aug-19 00:21:00

My favourite drink is a brandy
I prefer it to a bar of candy
Less harm to my teeth

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WOODMOUSE49 Wed 21-Aug-19 00:21:02

My favourite drink is a brandy
I prefer it to a bar of candy
A double is perfect

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FarNorth Wed 21-Aug-19 00:22:04

My favourite drink is a brandy
I prefer it to a bar of candy
It warms up my cockles

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FarNorth Wed 21-Aug-19 00:23:36

My favourite drink is a brandy
I prefer it to a bar of candy
It warms up my cockles
And winkles and grockles

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WOODMOUSE49 Wed 21-Aug-19 00:24:27

My favourite drink is a brandy
I prefer it to a bar of candy
It warms up my cockles
But plays havoc with my knuckles

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WOODMOUSE49 Wed 21-Aug-19 00:26:37

My favourite drink is a brandy
I prefer it to a bar of candy
It warms up my cockles
And winkles and grockles
But it making my legs all bandy

Better stick to soda and lime

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FarNorth Wed 21-Aug-19 00:53:19

Better stick to soda and lime
And have a sensible time

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Jangran99 Wed 21-Aug-19 00:55:20

Better stick to soda and lime
And have a sensible time
A nice fruity punch

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BradfordLass72 Wed 21-Aug-19 03:52:19

Better stick to soda and lime
And have a sensible time
A nice fruity punch
Bit of 'whoopee' with lunch grin

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lovebeigecardigans1955 Wed 21-Aug-19 08:21:30

Better stick to soda and lime
And have a sensible time
A nice fruity punch
Bit of 'whoopee' with lunch
What's more it won't cost a dime.

By gum, the cat's had a mad half hour

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Jangran99 Wed 21-Aug-19 08:23:22

By gum, the cat's had a mad half hour
Jumped in the bowl, now covered in flour

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FarNorth Wed 21-Aug-19 09:51:46

By gum, the cat's had a mad half hour
Jumped in the bowl, now covered in flour
Ran all over the shop

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henetha Wed 21-Aug-19 12:05:36

By gum, the cat's had a mad half hour
Jumped in the bowl, now covered in flour
Ran all over the shop
Stole a pork chop

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WOODMOUSE49 Wed 21-Aug-19 16:05:23

By gum, the cat's had a mad half hour
Jumped in the bowl, now covered in flour
Ran all over the shop
Stole a pork chop
Race outside but ran out of power

The manager caught him by the tail

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WOODMOUSE49 Wed 21-Aug-19 16:06:05

By gum, the cat's had a mad half hour
Jumped in the bowl, now covered in flour
Ran all over the shop
Stole a pork chop
Raced outside but ran out of power

The manager caught him by the tail

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FarNorth Wed 21-Aug-19 17:16:24

The manager caught him by the tail
That cat sure knows how to wail!

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callgirl1 Wed 21-Aug-19 17:51:47

The manager caught him by the tail
That cat sure knows how to wail!
He could be heard down in Sheerness

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WOODMOUSE49 Wed 21-Aug-19 18:07:02

The manager caught him by the tail
That cat sure knows how to wail!
He could be heard down in Sheerness
The cat broke free with success

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Jangran99 Wed 21-Aug-19 18:33:22

The manager caught him by the tail
That cat sure knows how to wail!
He could be heard down in Sheerness
The cat broke free with success
Do you think he'll come back if I hail?

I really fear visiting the dentist

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crazyH Wed 21-Aug-19 18:48:53

I really fear visiting the dentist
This man is really an extremist

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Jangran99 Wed 21-Aug-19 18:51:08

I really fear visiting the dentist
This man is really an extremist
Terrifying drillings

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Grannycool52 Wed 21-Aug-19 19:09:48

I really fear visiting the dentist
This man is really an extremist
Terrifying drilling
Very wonky fillings

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crazyH Wed 21-Aug-19 19:20:14

I really fear visiting the dentist
This man is really an extremist
Terrifying drilling
Very wonky fillings
Assisted by a foul mouthed hygienist .

My cat's just brought me a present

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Jangran99 Wed 21-Aug-19 20:30:55

My cat's just brought me a present
A dead prey is not very pleasant

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