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Limericks 9

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FarNorth Thu 08-Aug-19 23:53:06

I really don`t mind being hirsute
My hair's glossy and really quite cute

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crazyH Fri 23-Aug-19 18:14:52

She loved to treat all to her giblets stew
Folk wouldn`t eat it if only they knew
It floated in grease

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WOODMOUSE49 Fri 23-Aug-19 19:01:19

She loved to treat all to her giblets stew
Folk wouldn't eat it if only they knew
It floated in grease
And the bubbling wouldn't cease

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callgirl1 Fri 23-Aug-19 21:55:46

She loved to treat all to her giblet stew
Folk wouldn`t eat it if only they knew
It floated in grease
And the bubbling wouldn`t cease
It looks a lot more like glue!

There`s a big spider on my carpet you know

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WOODMOUSE49 Fri 23-Aug-19 22:23:46

There's a big spider on my carpet you know
It's just dropped in to say "Hello"

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Jangran99 Fri 23-Aug-19 22:53:53

There's a big spider on my carpet you know
It's just dropped in to say "Hello"
Eight long,hairy legs

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crazyH Fri 23-Aug-19 22:56:18

There's a big spider on my carpet you know
It's just dropped in to say "Hello"
I took it aside

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WOODMOUSE49 Fri 23-Aug-19 23:02:06

There's a big spider on my carpet you know
It's just dropped in to say "Hello"
Eight long, hairy legs
He's ordered bacon and eggs !

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callgirl1 Fri 23-Aug-19 23:03:28

There`s a big spider on my carpet you know
It just dropped in to say "Hello"
Eight long, hairy legs
Useful when it sits up and begs

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Jangran99 Fri 23-Aug-19 23:17:49

There's a big spider on my carpet you know
It's just dropped in to say "Hello"
Eight long, hairy legs
He's ordered bacon and eggs !
And to follow, a slice of gateau

I don't wish to sound like a fool

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WOODMOUSE49 Fri 23-Aug-19 23:22:12

I don't wish to sound like a fool
But how many legs as a stool?

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crazyH Fri 23-Aug-19 23:25:36

I don't wish to sound like a fool
But how many legs as a stool?
Three or four?

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Jangran99 Fri 23-Aug-19 23:28:27

I don't wish to sound like a fool
But how many legs has a stool?
Three or four?
Maybe more,

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crazyH Fri 23-Aug-19 23:40:27

I don't wish to sound like a fool
But how many legs has a stool?
Three or four?
Maybe more,
Five would be quite 'cool'.

I saw a beautiful rainbow today

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BradfordLass72 Sat 24-Aug-19 01:18:33

I saw a beautiful rainbow today
It uplifted my heart I must say

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lovebeigecardigans1955 Sat 24-Aug-19 08:17:13

I saw a beautiful rainbow today
It uplifted my heart I must say
Is there a pot of gold?

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crazyH Sat 24-Aug-19 09:38:43

I saw a beautiful rainbow today
It uplifted my heart I must say
Is there a pot of gold
Big enough to hold

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henetha Sat 24-Aug-19 10:33:17

I saw a beautiful rainbow today
It uplifted my heart I must say
Is there a pot of gold
Big enough to hold
Magic things to help me on my way?

Why do Bank Holidays make me sad

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FarNorth Sat 24-Aug-19 10:50:07

Why do Bank Holidays make me sad,
Make me curse and then want to do something bad?

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crazyH Sat 24-Aug-19 11:19:27

Why do Bank Holidays make me sad,
Make me curse and then want to do something bad?
We're probably too old

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WOODMOUSE49 Sat 24-Aug-19 12:04:34

Why do Bank Holidays make me sad,
Make me curse and then want to do something bad?
We're probably too old
Out driving? I'm not so bold.

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crazyH Sat 24-Aug-19 13:06:01

Why do Bank Holidays make me sad,
Make me curse and then want to do something bad?
We're probably too old
Out driving? I'm not so bold.
I'd rather stay home, on my iPad.

We'll have to find ways of passing the time

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FarNorth Sat 24-Aug-19 13:11:51

We'll have to find ways of passing the time
Being on gransnet can keep us from crime

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WOODMOUSE49 Sat 24-Aug-19 20:09:18

We'll have to find ways of passing the time
Being on gransnet can keep us from crime
Which thread looks good to follow

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Jangran99 Sat 24-Aug-19 21:58:05

We'll have to find ways of passing the time
Being on gransnet can keep us from crime
Which thread looks good to follow
All evening I will wallow

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crazyH Sat 24-Aug-19 22:05:10

We'll have to find ways of passing the time
Being on gransnet can keep us from crime
Which thread looks good to follow
All evening I will wallow
But always back to Limericks 9.

Has no one bothered to ask how I am

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