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Juliet27 Fri 28-Jun-19 18:28:05

Starting 8 with the end of 7

The neighbours are out in the garden today
Cutting grass with the mower they bought on Ebay
But the blades are too blunt
So they took a punt
And let the lawn turn to hay.

45 degrees! I know I'd not cope

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Grannycool52 Tue 09-Jul-19 10:38:23

When day is changing to night
That north wind can have quite a bite
So put on a jumper
You may look plumper
Especially now you've lost height!

It's true that I'm getting shorter

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henetha Tue 09-Jul-19 10:47:36

It's true that I'm getting shorter
I'm now six inches shorter than my daughter

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Olderthanmost Tue 09-Jul-19 12:23:27

It's true that I'm getting shorter
I'm now six inches shorter than my daughter
My coat hangs like a rag

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Olderthanmost Tue 09-Jul-19 17:06:14

It's true that I'm getting shorter
I'm now six inches shorter than my daughter
My coat hangs like a rag
Both my tits sag

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Jangran99 Tue 09-Jul-19 17:07:32

It's true that I'm getting shorter
I'm now six inches shorter than my daughter
My coat hangs like a rag
And that’s the snag

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crazyH Tue 09-Jul-19 19:33:16

It's true that I'm getting shorter
I'm now six inches shorter than my daughter
My coat hangs like a rag
And that’s the snag
If only my waist was a bit tauter.

I looked up at the ceiling today

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Olderthanmost Tue 09-Jul-19 21:01:53

I looked up at the ceiling today
Was on my back in the hey

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Jangran99 Tue 09-Jul-19 21:24:12

I looked up at the ceiling today
Was on my back in the hey (hay?)
The kids had such fun

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FarNorth Tue 09-Jul-19 21:44:48

I looked up at the ceiling today
Was on my back in the hey (hay?)
The kids had such fun
In the hay and the sun

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Jangran99 Tue 09-Jul-19 22:11:33

I looked up at the ceiling today
Was on my back in the hey (hay?)
The kids had such fun
In the hay and the sun
So innocently enjoying their play

The sunshine is making me lazy

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crazyH Tue 09-Jul-19 22:14:07

The sunshine is making me lazy
Have you noticed the air is hazy?

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Olderthanmost Tue 09-Jul-19 22:14:18

The sunshine is making me lazy
My husband is driving me crazy

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Olderthanmost Tue 09-Jul-19 22:15:42

The sunshine is making me lazy
Have you noticed the air is hazy?
There's going to be rain

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crazyH Tue 09-Jul-19 22:18:08

The sunshine is making me lazy
My husband is driving me crazy
He moans and he groans

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Jangran99 Tue 09-Jul-19 22:22:24

The sunshine is making me lazy
Have you noticed the air is hazy?
There's going to be rain
And so I'll refrain

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Olderthanmost Tue 09-Jul-19 22:29:48

The sunshine is making me lazy
Have you noticed the air is hazy?
There's going to be rain
And so I'll refrain
From visiting mum and aunt daisy

On t.v. tonight I saw a young man

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Bellanonna Tue 09-Jul-19 22:36:08

On t.v. tonight I saw a young man
A singer of sorts, with a weird-looking tan

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Jangran99 Tue 09-Jul-19 22:37:25

On t.v. tonight I saw a young man
Tenderly helping his elderly gran

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Jangran99 Tue 09-Jul-19 22:40:08

Ooop s Bella

On t.v. tonight I saw a young man
A singer of sorts, with a weird-looking tan
He was entertaining

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Olderthanmost Tue 09-Jul-19 22:57:20

On t.v. tonight I saw a young man
A singer of sorts, with a weird-looking tan
He was entertaining
When he was explaining

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FarNorth Wed 10-Jul-19 00:27:57

On t.v. tonight I saw a young man
A singer of sorts, with a weird-looking tan
He was entertaining
When he was explaining
The best way to make a nice flan

I need to just go down the High Street

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BradfordLass72 Wed 10-Jul-19 06:16:26

I need to just go down the High Street
But I have the arthritis in both feet

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crazyH Wed 10-Jul-19 07:54:09

I need to just go down the High Street
But I have the arthritis in both feet
My knees are clicking

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Bellanonna Wed 10-Jul-19 08:07:44

I need to just go down the High Street
But I have the arthritis in both feet
My knees are clicking
Though my heart’s still ticking

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Grannycool52 Wed 10-Jul-19 08:48:57

I need to go just down the street
But I have arthritis in both feet
My knees are clicking
Though my heart's still ticking
If needs be, I'll find me a seat.

I'm wearing bikini and high heels

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