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Limericks 8

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Juliet27 Fri 28-Jun-19 18:28:05

Starting 8 with the end of 7

The neighbours are out in the garden today
Cutting grass with the mower they bought on Ebay
But the blades are too blunt
So they took a punt
And let the lawn turn to hay.

45 degrees! I know I'd not cope

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FarNorth Wed 10-Jul-19 08:54:47

I'm wearing bikini and high heels
So pretty, my beloved one feels

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Olderthanmost Wed 10-Jul-19 08:55:25

I'm wearing bikini and high heels
And doing whatever good feels

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FarNorth Wed 10-Jul-19 08:57:57

Too late, Older

I'm wearing bikini and high heels
So pretty, my beloved one feels

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Olderthanmost Wed 10-Jul-19 09:04:09

I'm wearing bikini and high heels
So pretty, my beloved one feels
He says I'm so sexy

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crazyH Wed 10-Jul-19 09:38:04

I'm wearing bikini and high heels
So pretty, my beloved one feels
He says I'm so sexy
I'm cuter than Lexi

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Olderthanmost Wed 10-Jul-19 11:22:55

I'm wearing bikini and high heels
So pretty, my beloved one feels
He says I'm so sexy
I'm cuter than Lexi
And now I'm all giggles and squeals

A man with a very big tool

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Grany Wed 10-Jul-19 11:39:36

A man with a very big tool
Came a knocking at my door the fool

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Olderthanmost Wed 10-Jul-19 12:27:38

A man with a very big tool
Came a knocking at my door the fool
Can I help you, I said

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Grany Wed 10-Jul-19 14:34:23

A man with a very big tool
Came a knocking at my door the fool
Can I help you, I said
It's your shed

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Olderthanmost Wed 10-Jul-19 21:59:48

A man with a very big tool
Came a knocking at my door the fool
Can I help you, I said
It's your shed
I'd like to use it for pool

In the interest of mutual unity

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Jangran99 Wed 10-Jul-19 22:02:35

In the interest of mutual unity
I'd like to state with impunity

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Olderthanmost Wed 10-Jul-19 22:12:35

In the interest of mutual unity
I'd like to state with impunity
That I sleep in the nude

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Jangran99 Wed 10-Jul-19 22:14:31

In the interest of mutual unity
I'd like to state with impunity
That I sleep in the nude
I think you're just crude

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Olderthanmost Wed 10-Jul-19 22:22:11

In the interest of mutual unity
I'd like to state with impunity
That I sleep in the nude
I think you're just crude
Yet I swim in the beautiful moon lit sea

When you were young I was in love with you

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crazyH Wed 10-Jul-19 22:27:19

In the interest of mutual unity
I'd like to state with impunity
That I sleep in the nude
I think you're just crude
Or suffer from insanity.

Wish I could have gone to the moon

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Olderthanmost Wed 10-Jul-19 22:38:44

Wish I could have gone to the moon
If you leave now it won't be too soon

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crazyH Wed 10-Jul-19 22:49:43

Wish I could have gone to the moon
If you leave now it won't be too soon
I know what you mean

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Olderthanmost Wed 10-Jul-19 22:59:53

Wish I could have gone to the moon
If you leave now it won't be too soon
I know what you mean
You are so mean and lean

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Amagran Wed 10-Jul-19 23:27:17

Wish I could have gone to the moon
If you leave now it won't be too soon
I know what you mean
You are so mean and lean
A corset is such a great boon

I have never yet worn a thong

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Olderthanmost Wed 10-Jul-19 23:29:12

I have never yet worn a thong
The gusset would have to be strong

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Amagran Thu 11-Jul-19 00:00:40

I have never yet worn a thong
The gusset would have to be strong
Just the thought makes me cringe

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Olderthanmost Thu 11-Jul-19 00:06:08

I have never yet worn a thong
The gusset would have to be strong
Just the thought makes me cringe
For my delicate little minge

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Amagran Thu 11-Jul-19 00:16:12

I have never yet worn a thong
The gusset would have to be strong
Just the thought makes me cringe
For my delicate little minge
Would think such exposure quite wrong

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crazyH Thu 11-Jul-19 00:16:37

I have never yet worn a thong
The gusset would have to be strong
Just the thought makes me cringe
For my delicate little minge
These lines gotta go AWOL

There's someone lurking in here

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Amagran Thu 11-Jul-19 00:22:32

Sorry - forgot to start the next one:

My weird neighbour has strange things in his yard

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