Limericks 7

A naughty elf drank too much wine!
Much too fond of the juice of the vine
He was stumbling about
There was never a doubt

Sorry, everything seems to go wrong when I try to join in!

There was a young lady from Bury
Who always appeared to be merry
With a smile so bright
She was really alight,

A naughty elf drank too much wine!
Much too fond of the juice of the vine
He was stumbling about

A naughty elf drank too much wine!
Much too fond of the juice of the vine

A naughty elf drank too much wine!

I hope we have the predicted storm
With thunder and lightening in most frightening form
Rumbles and flashes
Rain damping ashes
Come and watch from the kitchen where it's nice and warm

I hope we have the predicted storm
With thunder and lightening in most frightening form
Rumbles and flashes
Rain damping ashes

I hope we have the predicted storm
With thunder and lightening in most frightening form
Rumbles and flashes

I hope we have the predicted storm
With thunder and lightening in most frightening form

I'm trying to be more abstemious
But dieting’s hard, and so tedious
In willpower I'm lacking
Please give me your backing
My plan is becoming quite serious.

I hope we have the predicted storm

I'm trying to be more abstemious
But dieting’s hard, and so tediousI
In willpower I'm lacking
Please give me your backing

I'm trying to be more abstemious
But dieting’s hard, and so tediousI
In willpower I'm lacking

I'm trying to be more abstemious
But dieting’s hard, and so tedious

I'm so tired I could sleep on a pin
But before that, I need a shot of gin
That will give me more zest
Though it might spoil my rest
And put me in a tailspin.

I'm trying to be more abstemious

I'm so tired I could sleep on a pin
But before that, I need a shot of gin
That will give me more zest
Though it might spoil my rest

I'm so tired I could sleep on a pin
But before that, I need a shot of gin
That will give me more zest

I'm so tired I could sleep on a pin
But before that, I need a shot of gin

This time of the evening is always quite nice
A last minute wander it seems to entice
A walk round the block
A short time to take stock
On serenity you cannot put a price.

I'm so tired I could sleep on a pin

This time of the evening is always quite nice
A last minute wander it seems to entice
A walk round the block
A short time to take stock

This time of the evening is always quite nice
A last minute wander it seems to entice
A walk round the block

This time of the evening is always quite nice
A last minute wander it seems to entice

Going with Willa's only because hers was earlier:

There was a young lady from Bury
Who always appeared to be merry
With a smile so bright
She could see in the night
She could tell red wine from a sherry.

This time of the evening is always quite nice

There was a young lady from Bury
Who always appeared to be merry
With a smile so bright
She was a beautiful sight

There was a young lady from Bury
Who always appeared to be merry
With a smile so bright
She could see in the night