Just looked out of the window and saw the sun While eating a homemade bun Quick! On with the sun dress Slap sun-cream on, what a mess I so hope the summer at last has begun
A film star has been to our town With autograph books, we ran down We begged for our selfies He looked so damned healthy I then realised he was the clown.
So I've sent for a roofer from Bristol He tells me that all call him Will Now he's up on the tiles He'd travelled miles Seems he’s wanted as far away as Brazil
The rain is coming through my roof I tried to soak it up with my loof But it was flowing too fast drat, blimey and blast! Neighbours won't help, they're too aloof.