LIMERICKS 6

There's a scoundrel that's out on the loose
By the name of Frank Percival Puss
So guard the bird table
As much as you’re able
or the feathers will line your 'Caboose'

A Gypsy once gazed into a Crystal Ball

A Gypsy once gazed into a Crystal Ball
Saying "Give me silver and I'll tell all"

A Gypsy once gazed into a Crystal Ball
Saying "Give me silver and I'll tell all"
But the things she revealed

A Gypsy once gazed into a Crystal Ball
Saying "Give me silver and I'll tell all"
But the things she revealed
I’d prefer were concealed

A Gypsy once gazed into a crystal ball
Saying "Give me silver and I`ll tell all"
But the things she revealed
I`d prefer were concealed
And I don`t want them ever recalled.

It`s nearly time to go to bed

A Gypsy once gazed into a Crystal Ball
Saying "Give me silver and I'll tell all"
But the things she revealed
I’d prefer were concealed
But one thing I'll say, he was tall

Why can't I get rid of this sore throat

Why can't I get rid of this sore throat
I've swallowed the prescription the doctor wrote

Why can't I get rid of this sore throat
I've swallowed the prescription the doctor wrote
My friend said, never mind, here's my advice

Why can't I get rid of this sore throat
I've swallowed the prescription the doctor wrote
My friend said, never mind, here's my advice
Gargle with gin every day at least twice

Why can't I get rid of this sore throat
I've swallowed the prescription the doctor wrote
My friend said, never mind, here's my advice
Jump up and down then sing Wenceslas twice

Why can't I get rid of this sore throat
I've swallowed the prescription the doctor wrote
My friend said, never mind, here's my advice
Gargle with gin every day at least twice

Why can't I get rid of this sore throat
I've swallowed the prescription the doctor wrote
My friend said, never mind, here's my advice
Gargle with gin every day at least twice
And those troubles will all be remote

What fun thing can I do to keep fit

What fun thing can I do to keep fit
It should grab me so that then I won’t quit

What fun thing can I do to keep fit
It should grab me so that then I won’t quit
I'm thinking of boxing, where men will attend

What fun thing can I do to keep fit
It should grab me so that then I won’t quit
I'm thinking of boxing, where men will attend
So a handsome boyfriend I could apprehend

What fun thing can I do to keep fit
It should grab me so that then I won’t quit
I'm thinking of boxing, where men will attend
So a handsome boyfriend I could apprehend
But if I get knocked out I will really spit!

I think zumba classes would suit me more

I think zumba classes would suit me more
Can't wait to get on the floor

I think zumba classes would suit me more
Can't wait to get on the floor
With loud, banging beat

I think Zumba classes would suit me more
Can`t wait to get on the floor
With loud banging beat
And hard stamping feet

I think Zumba classes would suit me more
Can`t wait to get on the floor
With loud banging beat
And hard stamping feet
This Zumba suits me for sure

I'm now trying my hand at cooking

I'm now trying my hand at cooking
I keep tasting when nobody's looking

I'm now trying my hand at cooking
I keep tasting when nobody`s looking
This stew needs to be more spicy

I'm now trying my hand at cooking
I keep tasting when nobody's looking
My hotpot is ace

I'm now trying my hand at cooking
I keep tasting when nobody's looking
But these little sips