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LIMERICKS 6

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Jangran99 Sat 02-Mar-19 17:12:48

Next limerick starter!

The best limericks are funny and clever

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henetha Tue 11-Jun-19 10:30:10

I never can make up my mind
I’m just one of the dithering kind
I'll ha and I'll hum
While sucking my thumb

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Oldandverygrey Tue 11-Jun-19 11:18:11

I never can make up my mind
I'm just one of the dithering kind
I'll ha and I'll hum
And act kind of dumb

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crazyH Tue 11-Jun-19 11:32:54

I never can make up my mind
I’m just one of the dithering kind
I'll ha and I'll hum
While sucking my thumb
And boy....that really is a bind!!

Feeling so lazy today

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Jangran99 Tue 11-Jun-19 13:53:33

Feeling so lazy today
So here in bed I will lay

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willa45 Tue 11-Jun-19 18:25:27

Feeling so lazy today
So here in bed I will lay
I won't do any chores

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Jangran99 Tue 11-Jun-19 19:03:56

Feeling so lazy today
So here in bed I will lay
I won't do any chores
Unless you count snores

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callgirl1 Tue 11-Jun-19 21:21:16

Feeling so lazy today
So here in bed I will lay
I won`t do any chores
Unless you count snores
And dream of a roll in the hay!

It hasn`t stopped raining today

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Jangran99 Tue 11-Jun-19 21:29:23

It hasn`t stopped raining today
The kids are cheesed off, they can't play

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FarNorth Tue 11-Jun-19 21:41:26

It hasn`t stopped raining today
The kids are cheesed off, they can't play
So, off to the pool

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Jangran99 Tue 11-Jun-19 23:11:45

It hasn`t stopped raining today
The kids are cheesed off, they can't play
So, off to the pool
There's only one rule

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callgirl1 Tue 11-Jun-19 23:20:52

It hasn`t stopped raining today
The kids are cheesed off, they can`t play
So, off to the pool
There`s only one rule
And that is that Daddy will pay.

Have you ever studied your cat?

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Jangran99 Tue 11-Jun-19 23:30:51

Have you ever studied your cat?
As it sedately sat on the mat

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crazyH Tue 11-Jun-19 23:35:27

I can't say I have, but

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crazyH Tue 11-Jun-19 23:36:37

Sorry forgot to copy

Have you ever studied your cat?
As it sedately sat on the mat
I can't say I have, but....

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Juliet27 Wed 12-Jun-19 05:59:42

Have you ever studied your cat?
As it sedately sat on the mat
I can't say I have, but....
I’ve studied my mutt

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BradfordLass72 Wed 12-Jun-19 08:02:32

Have you ever studied your cat?
As it sedately sat on the mat
I can't say I have, but....
I’ve studied my mutt
As he calmly devourted a rat

Are rats just God's creatures or vermin?

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Bellanonna Wed 12-Jun-19 08:04:15

Are rats just God's creatures or vermin?
That’s a diffuculty one to determine

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Bellanonna Wed 12-Jun-19 08:06:27

Are rats just God's creatures or vermin?
That’s a difficult one to determine

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FarNorth Wed 12-Jun-19 10:59:58

Bellanonna

Are rats just God's creatures or vermin?
That’s a difficult one to determine
They can be quite cute

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henetha Wed 12-Jun-19 11:41:40

Are rats just God's creatures or vermin?
That’s a difficult one to determine
They can be quite cute
That, I can't dispute

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willa45 Wed 12-Jun-19 13:58:36

Are rats just God's creatures or vermin?
That’s a difficult one to determine
They can be quite cute
That, I can't dispute
My neighbors have one they named Herman

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willa45 Wed 12-Jun-19 14:00:24

There's a scoundrel that's out on the loose

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FarNorth Wed 12-Jun-19 15:31:43

There's a scoundrel that's out on the loose
By the name of Frank Percival Puss

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Jangran99 Wed 12-Jun-19 17:24:14

There's a scoundrel that's out on the loose
By the name of Frank Percival Puss
So guard the bird table

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Juliet27 Wed 12-Jun-19 19:05:57

There's a scoundrel that's out on the loose
By the name of Frank Percival Puss
So guard the bird table
As much as you’re able

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